Plus different substances in Chemistry, and how to suborn a ruling regime in Political Science, and he will object to the way the principal subtracts his authority and the government subtracts his paycheck. Now we need some “U-boat” puns……..
More puns than you can shake a stick at, inspired by today’s strip! Thanks to all of you (and I still want a few “U-boat” puns if anybody has any spare time, lol.
Godfrey —the problem is that there aren’t a lot of homophones for “boats”… and I’m pretty fussy about that…Now, it’s possible that some ancient navies had yew boats, but they wooden be sub standard..that is, they’d be substandard.Even if there were two boats.
Yew was (were?) more commonly in use (yews?) for bows… not boat bows but bows for archers…it’s very flexible… but not flexible enough for wordplay.So, sorry, but I couldn’t nail it.
(OK Susan…. how long can yew stretch this? Time to leaf. )
x_Tech almost 12 years ago
Their regular teacher, Mr. Petey Boat, went on a cruise. This new teacher is about to really submerge them in the sea of Mathematics.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Anybody else here who has walked into a room full of torpedoes as a substitute? Do the math….
Pharmakeus Ubik almost 12 years ago
Same old game of sink the sub.
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
Hey, where’d Hoagie go? Anyway, my hero is a poor boy. But I’d as soon eat a torpedo as a sub any day.
J Short almost 12 years ago
Those torpedoes aren’t armed.
boff0 almost 12 years ago
looks like an explosive school of thought to me!!
celeconecca almost 12 years ago
spit balls – mini torpedos
V-Beast almost 12 years ago
By the end of the day he is going to go nuclear on them.
Hussell almost 12 years ago
Damn the torpedoes!!
blackman2732 almost 12 years ago
LOL
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
He will teach them sub-sets in math, and the subjunctive mood in grammar, and sub-prime loans in economics!
Mikel Brown almost 12 years ago
reminds me of a book many years ago called ‘13 ways to sink a sub.’
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 12 years ago
They’ll never see their regular teacher again. The administration found out he eats torpedoes for lunch.
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
The regular teacher was arrested by the DHS for possessing instruments of math instruction
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Digital Frog, are you sure it wasn’t math seduction?
konradh almost 12 years ago
Does SusanSunshine write this strip now?
iced tea almost 12 years ago
“Let’s bomb her!”
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
Plus different substances in Chemistry, and how to suborn a ruling regime in Political Science, and he will object to the way the principal subtracts his authority and the government subtracts his paycheck. Now we need some “U-boat” puns……..
lavalamp almost 12 years ago
Who left the screen door open?
otforever almost 12 years ago
“Yeah, if I get one ping out of this sub, I’m going ballistic!”
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
More puns than you can shake a stick at, inspired by today’s strip! Thanks to all of you (and I still want a few “U-boat” puns if anybody has any spare time, lol.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Konrad – I wish!My dream is to find a job that utilises my otherwise under-appreciated…um… talents …. um… gifts ….er…. neurosis.
If I’d gotten here on time to make any comments, I’m sure they’d be just as sub-standard as the rest!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Godfrey —the problem is that there aren’t a lot of homophones for “boats”… and I’m pretty fussy about that…Now, it’s possible that some ancient navies had yew boats, but they wooden be sub standard..that is, they’d be substandard.Even if there were two boats.
Yew was (were?) more commonly in use (yews?) for bows… not boat bows but bows for archers…it’s very flexible… but not flexible enough for wordplay.So, sorry, but I couldn’t nail it.
(OK Susan…. how long can yew stretch this? Time to leaf. )