Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 11, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile mom: Who you talking to, Larry? Larry the Croc: Bob. He gonna keel Zeeba at restraunt. We geet idea from scene in Godfohder. Crocodile mom: The scene where michael goes to the bathroom to get a gun the shoots the cop. Larry the Croc: Yeah. Dat where we lealrn guns come from baffrooms. Crocodile mom: Guns don't come from bathrooms, Larry. Someone put that in there to Michael to find later... So what does that mean? You sent bob to to the restaurant and have no gun waiting for him in the bathroom? Larry the Croc: Shut mouf. Woomun! Me has backup plan!! Crocodile 1: Whuh you mean, beat Zeeba wid toilet paper roll?
BananaSlug about 12 years ago
You’re saying… guns don’t naturally grow in bathrooms?
boreas2 about 12 years ago
if zeeba is still using the armor it could save his life!
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
I’ve heard of people TP-ing houses,but this is ridiculous!
margueritem about 12 years ago
Beaten to death with toilet paper, is somewhat like getting pecked to death by ducks…
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 12 years ago
Larry is going to make an offer that nobody can understand.
imbaldeagle about 12 years ago
Reminds me of the commercial where all the empty toilet paper rolls fall out of the elevator and overcome the waiting people.
zero about 12 years ago
Or just beat him over the head with this storyline.
Sherlock Watson about 12 years ago
Great Scott!
phuhknees about 12 years ago
How Charmin®.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
Two ply or not two ply?
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
This brought a flash back of Peter O’toole in a bathroom in one of the Pink Panther movies!
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
C’mon, Bob! A top croc assassin has to able to improvise when the situation requires it! Now get out there and start pitty-patting Zeeba Neighba! At least you’ll shine his armor….
cdward about 12 years ago
Toilet paper rolls don’t kill Zeebas, alligators with toilet paper rolls kill Zeebas.
knight1192a about 12 years ago
wonder if this is going to be tied in with Zebra’s era problem. If so, bet the armor with stop it.
BobSpelledBackwards about 12 years ago
Toilet paper — a zeebas natural enemee
debuggingdevice about 12 years ago
He can “Mr. Whipple” Zeeba into a frenzy!
JGordonFan24 about 12 years ago
Toilet paper rolls are another natural enemy of the zebra. A lot of people don’t know that.
the burser about 12 years ago
guns don’t kill zeebas…oh wait fail bob and larry!
adrianmonk about 12 years ago
Bob and Larry are the “Fredo Corleones” of the Croc world.
jmartin1955 about 12 years ago
Long way and a lot of set in a daily, but the payoff was funny as hell.
Nighthawks Premium Member about 12 years ago
Peter O’Toole – - Peter Sellers……whatever, one of those British guys, right?
peabodyboy about 12 years ago
The crocs actually watched “The Godfather”? I’ m impressed. I thought they only watched Nevada Narcissists, Long Island Losers, Pittsburgh Pinheads and Atlanta A……s.
Gilbert about 12 years ago
Now Bob is going to come out of the bathroom with nothing but his “stick” in his hand.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
CallaLilli about 12 years ago
Keep your friends close, and your zeeba neighbas closer? In Sicily, the toilet paper rolls are more dangerous than shotguns?
finale about 12 years ago
At least Bob didn’t drown searching all the toilet tanks…..yet.
KEA about 12 years ago
It’s amazing crocs have been around so long – on the other hand this explains why they’ve evolved so little.
Gilbert about 12 years ago
@slywolf….
Sorry, I didn’t see your comment before I made mine.
bgyoung about 12 years ago
TP is nothing to sniff at. Zeeba could get paper cuts. Or something…
LiviaBay about 12 years ago
Zeeba going to have a soft concushion…
sparky111 about 12 years ago
$^%&%&*#$^7
route66paul about 12 years ago
When toilet paper rolls are outlawed, only outlaws will have toilet paper rolls.
bmonk about 12 years ago
Maybe guns come from baffrooms only in Italian ressraunts? Hope Bob not at McRat’s. . . .
Number Three about 12 years ago
Is she his WIFE?
I like her!
LOL xxx
galanti about 12 years ago
God, I love Larry!
Rakostump about 12 years ago
hahaha…like a toilet paper roll is gonna do a lot of good …loli love larry and the crocs!
-Benjamin Scott (creator of the “Rakostump” comic strip)rakostumpcomics.blogspot.com
Chibi-robo64 about 12 years ago
Ask some pointers from the Rabbids. They can turn ANY bathroom tool into a weapon!
tigre1 about 12 years ago
Give him the toilet paper death roll…or…maybe there’s a can opener in the can(?) for Zeeba Neighbor’s tin suit…?
Popeyesforearm about 12 years ago
I got an original Thomas Crapper 9mm. Can’t hit sh*t with it though.
cubswin2016 about 12 years ago
Crocs are about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
smoshmysteryguy about 12 years ago
Pearls is awsome! I have three treasuries!
evancom about 12 years ago
use the trash can
burkejos about 12 years ago
Sonny Crocylone: “I don’t want my brother walkin’ outa that bathroom with nothing but [a stick] in his hand”.—-PG 13 version.
m.l. over 11 years ago
KatP Premium Member about 11 years ago
‘Death by toilet paper’ up next on “1000 Ways To Die.”