Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 10, 2012
Zebra: I can't believe it. I have a big date tonight and I've got this one ear sticking up. Rat: Cover it up with something. Zebra: Like what? I don't want to wear something that's gonna make me feel even more awkward. Rat: I have something. And it won't make you feel awkward. Zebra: I feel awkward. Rat: Hey... hope you went to the bathroom first.