Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 15, 2012

Bob needs anger management classes. Nancy may throw that coffee pot at him.

Bob ought to try dressing up in costume like other folks on Ballard Street. Maybe a nice bird suit. (Works for me.)

Hmm guess Bob really got tired of Nancy’s insistence on burnt toast.

I hate my toaster too…

I could find toast in it either. I thought it was just me and that’s why I re-gifted it.Never thought it have such far reaching consequences.

Toasters never pop up when you want them to. Just make your toast black and scrape it down to the color you like!

Marriage is a double carbon exchange. One partner gets a diamond ring and the other gets burnt toast.

There are too many inner pieces all over the floor. She’ll never find the toast.

Perhaps Heywood Banks’ tender ballad to toast will make her feel better.

It’s the green stripes, the brown eggs, the lost house shoes, and being Thursday doesn’t help any. Nancy has tried stool softener and paper bag hyperventilation therapy, nothing seems to be working. Bob is a mess.

Very much like myself, Bob reacts negatively to daylight savings time too……….

“Why is this @#$%#$% toaster so @#$%#$% slow ?!”“ARGH!”

Bob should NEVER mistreat his toaster… thats just bad juju…. and could come back to haunt him…!!! In the meantime, Nancy can upgrade by stopping in at Mona’s Hardware Emporium, they have a sweet little item just in… on sale too!!!

We all must admire Nancy’s inner peace.

I feel for Nancy. I do. My suggestion for a work-around in future is to have the bean juice ready when he first shows up. Many of us are – - – “cranky” – - – until we get our requisite caffeine fix. Like a hungry baby.

Rosebud.

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Bob’s an idjit.

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