That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 08, 2012

First, get you a pedestal, a right fancy one.

Very few guys move on to step 2.

He forgot to put on his steel toe safety boots.

they’re gonna need more pedestal

Why are we doing this????

Life before the internet & air conditioning was sure interesting…

So how much did she cost you????

The wrong person is doing the lifting.

Enlargement available from here. This discusses painting with detailed image available from here. Only work by this artist to appear, so far, in Mr. Melcher’s blog.

Adonis was skeptical of his new crossfit trainer until he began to see results.

Placing a pedestal on a woman didn’t work?

“I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.” Woody Allen

Pull your tank top straps up lady! TMI

“….git ….. yer….. ummph….. finger….. off…… uhhhhh…. the dam…. grunt…………. %@#!**&!! …. woman!!!!!!

“Let’s see… Some old shoes, a rusty sword, a handful of loose change… Sorry, I must have left the car keys under some OTHER slab of granite.”

“Next time the ball rolls under here, that damn dog can get it back himself.”

“And-ONE-and-two-and-UP-and-down… C’mon, maggot! You call yourself a Marine?!?”

Why is this women’s breast showing????

Σηκώστε με τα γόνατά σας, όχι με την πλάτη σας!(Lift with your knees, not with your back!)

- The first OSHA poster

Google Doric and Corinthian Columns … or are you pulling out collective leg?

Don’t encourage him. Besides, I prefer “newspaper”

Is it just me or is that left breast really out of place?

At least these instructions are easier than IKEA’s.

This strip was repeated here (has my updated notes about the painting).

He’s going to need a bigger pedestal!