Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 23, 2012

Most ministers are crackers…

interesting story. I doubt it ever worked.

No jokes about Billy Graham? I’m disappointed.

lol, love bucky’s little head peeking out from the tabletop

And the Jefferson Airplane was named after President Airplane.

Bet he was white.

Nixon’s VP was a Johnson? I always thought it was an Agnew who wound up dating prison style?

And the monkey wrench was invented by a man with the last name of Monkee……….coincidence? I think not.

Yeah, Trusted…and I bet you have the video, too. It’s probably on the tape of Moses getting the tablets, too. Good you have those. Without them you might believe anything.

Am I the only one who sees the joke horribly botched? Bucky didn’t say graham crackers were named after anybody. Satchel seems not dense but insane this time.

Oy Vey, Satch. Smack him, Bucky.

It’s actually true, Graham Crackers were invented by clergyman Sylvester Graham. Rev. Graham beleived that diet was linked closely to chastity, and that eating certain foods increased sex drive and masturbation. Rev. Graham advocated a recipe of homemade bread from unbolted wheat, with which his name was ultimately identified (Graham crackers) as a cure for masturbation. Also Dr Harvey Kellogg made a similar comparison and thus we have Corn Flakes.

True – John Harrington, an Elizabeth courtier and writer, invented the flush toilet, though it didn’t catch on. At the time, it was known as “Harrington’s jakes,” a “jakes” being the common slang for an outhouse. And Thomas Crapper manufactured toilets a few centuries later – there’s a great shot of one of his logos on Wikipedia, and so it’s no wonder people came to call a toilet a crapper.

It’s true, the graham cracker was inveted by a minister as an anti-aphrodisiac. The idea was to eat them to avoid feeling sexy. They actually work!

Who cares?