Satchel: Mmmmm! Love the graham cracker!
Bucky: Did you know that the guy who invented Graham crackers was a minister?
Satchel: ha ha ha ha ha.
Bucky: What's so funny?
Satchel: There was a guy named cracker? Ha ha!
It’s actually true, Graham Crackers were invented by clergyman Sylvester Graham. Rev. Graham beleived that diet was linked closely to chastity, and that eating certain foods increased sex drive and masturbation. Rev. Graham advocated a recipe of homemade bread from unbolted wheat, with which his name was ultimately identified (Graham crackers) as a cure for masturbation. Also Dr Harvey Kellogg made a similar comparison and thus we have Corn Flakes.