Many years ago I heard of a woman who lived alone and liked to ask her ouija board questions late at night. She asked the board where her deceased husband was and it came back with “Right behind you!” She threw the board in the fire and never asked again.
Then the FBI broke down the front door, arrested Calvin, and hauled him off to federal prison ( they arrested Hobbes, too, but he turned state’s evidence in return for immunity ).
Silmarillion, all C&H comic strips are reruns nowadays, and this strip was originally run before Adams’ death. Of course, not everyone knows the whole 42 joke, either.
For those not in the know, there was a science fiction TV show apx 15 yrs ago where someone asked the computer the meaning of life, and it crunched away for a few seconds and printed out 42 (or was it 47?) Anyway, a meaningless answer. Can someone supply more details?
If we want to know the answers to all of life’s mysteries, maybe we should ask Watson instead!
(b.t.w.: In case anyone’s wondering, Watson is a super-computer built by IBM that won a million dollars when it kicked the butts of the two greatest players who have ever appeared on the game show “Jeopardy!” back in February, 2011.)
“How do you know the answers to all life’s mysteries?”
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It could have answered, “Yes”, which would have been interesting enough.
Even more interesting if it said, “No.”
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Of course, in Catholic understanding, a true “mystery” is something where it’s not so much that we don’t know the answer, or at least where the answer lies, as that our minds are unable to encompass and grasp the full depth of the answer’s truth.
My wife says her mom wouldn’t allow one of these in their house. It was an agent of the devil. We messed around with one as a kid but it never did squat.
My mother told me she played with a Ouija board when she was young. She said it always gave the answer you wanted. I would say that most of it is your own subconscious, but if you get to looking to it too seriously it can invite the wrong kind of spirits. I say except for praying to God, stay away from the spirit world, It can be dangerous!
‘Playing’ with the Ouiji can invite low level energies. Just because they are spirits, does not mean they will tell the truth. Another way to invite LLE: using drugs or alcohol, which is why LLEs hang out in bars.
“How come we don’t have a computer, Dad?”“Because it’s bad enough that we have a telephone.”“How come we don’t have Cable TV or a VCR?”“Because it’s bad enough just having a no-frills TV.”“HELP, STAR TREK, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!”
Koolfunkygrrl over 12 years ago
“3”………..wtf???………ask the weegee board for a computer Calvin :)
margueritem over 12 years ago
But the ouija board is much more fun!
oranaiche over 12 years ago
I would have expected “42”….
TheSkulker over 12 years ago
@fear-ciuil, you beat me to it.
Many years ago I heard of a woman who lived alone and liked to ask her ouija board questions late at night. She asked the board where her deceased husband was and it came back with “Right behind you!” She threw the board in the fire and never asked again.Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
Tried the board once as a kid.Got wonderful answers like “fdowkggh”Never bothered again.
pelican47 over 12 years ago
27
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Computers were a little too expensive back then.
finkd over 12 years ago
Then the FBI broke down the front door, arrested Calvin, and hauled him off to federal prison ( they arrested Hobbes, too, but he turned state’s evidence in return for immunity ).
Andrew Capp over 12 years ago
I’ve never understood if the tigers real or not.
celeconecca over 12 years ago
seven
Whatroughbeast over 12 years ago
Oui = French word for yesJa = German word for yesA bit biased wouldn’t you say?Amen, Nabuquduriuzhur.
Vinobbes over 12 years ago
It’s amazing to me that a child’s board game, could be considered dabbling in the occult by some adults. Stay young Calvin.
rshive over 12 years ago
“3” is the answer. But neither Calvin nor Hobbes knows the question.
ajnotales over 12 years ago
I asked my laptop this same question, and got the same answer …. !?! No surprise – a little more research shows that I’m running Ouija 7.0 for my os.
jadoo823 over 12 years ago
…lol!!…
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
I’m not ‘ouija’ on this one!
rroush Premium Member over 12 years ago
I thought the answer would be “42.”
CrypticWizard over 12 years ago
Silmarillion, all C&H comic strips are reruns nowadays, and this strip was originally run before Adams’ death. Of course, not everyone knows the whole 42 joke, either.
Grumpy-DC over 12 years ago
…Possible Star Trek reference… Or just a random number…
Number Three over 12 years ago
Well Well Well! Looks like I’m being mentioned a lot today.
LOL Joking. Would Calvin be old enough to use a computer?
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tuslog64 over 12 years ago
For those not in the know, there was a science fiction TV show apx 15 yrs ago where someone asked the computer the meaning of life, and it crunched away for a few seconds and printed out 42 (or was it 47?) Anyway, a meaningless answer. Can someone supply more details?
monawarner over 12 years ago
42? Book? Movie? would someone be kind enough to explain the comments to me?
Gretchen's Mom over 12 years ago
If we want to know the answers to all of life’s mysteries, maybe we should ask Watson instead!
(b.t.w.: In case anyone’s wondering, Watson is a super-computer built by IBM that won a million dollars when it kicked the butts of the two greatest players who have ever appeared on the game show “Jeopardy!” back in February, 2011.)
Watson
bmonk over 12 years ago
“How do you know the answers to all life’s mysteries?”
++++
It could have answered, “Yes”, which would have been interesting enough.
Even more interesting if it said, “No.”
++++
Of course, in Catholic understanding, a true “mystery” is something where it’s not so much that we don’t know the answer, or at least where the answer lies, as that our minds are unable to encompass and grasp the full depth of the answer’s truth.
AJCA over 12 years ago
I’m missing something here, could someone be so kind to explain why the 3 or the 42?
zeecue over 12 years ago
“Once and a while you get shone the light,in the strangest of places if you look at it right”
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Isn’t the correct answer “7” from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
My wife says her mom wouldn’t allow one of these in their house. It was an agent of the devil. We messed around with one as a kid but it never did squat.
khpage over 12 years ago
Three – two board operators and one board. Probably an operational check by the board…….
forthguy over 12 years ago
Im am so going to try one of these
pouncingtiger over 12 years ago
3 is a magic number.
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
But 42 is still the meaning of life and everything…
Dberrymanal1 over 12 years ago
My mother told me she played with a Ouija board when she was young. She said it always gave the answer you wanted. I would say that most of it is your own subconscious, but if you get to looking to it too seriously it can invite the wrong kind of spirits. I say except for praying to God, stay away from the spirit world, It can be dangerous!
MauiMia over 12 years ago
Ouiji boards go where the users push them, y"all.
girlsareawesome4 over 12 years ago
I Luv Calvin And Hobbes!!!!!
johnnievegas over 12 years ago
37 is good. Or green…
sandigilbo over 12 years ago
‘Playing’ with the Ouiji can invite low level energies. Just because they are spirits, does not mean they will tell the truth. Another way to invite LLE: using drugs or alcohol, which is why LLEs hang out in bars.
sandigilbo over 12 years ago
Hobbes and Calvin, put that board away!
juliettt over 12 years ago
rolling blown
chireef over 12 years ago
alot of people caught on to the 42 reference, wonder how many would pick up on the classic sci-fi reference “and baby makes three”
Puddleglum2 over 12 years ago
@Popeyesforearm,Did you want the ouija board to do “squat”?Apparently, you did, messing around with one!
lcs256 over 12 years ago
Google is the new ouija board
ScoMcM over 12 years ago
Hobbes is as real as you or me. He just sometimes pretends to be stuffed.
rickray777 about 11 years ago
“How come we don’t have a computer, Dad?”“Because it’s bad enough that we have a telephone.”“How come we don’t have Cable TV or a VCR?”“Because it’s bad enough just having a no-frills TV.”“HELP, STAR TREK, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!”