The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 03, 2011

Lets see…..Fuzzy wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy was he.

A bare bear.

Time for a comb under?

Does that mean he’s wearing a toupe? Or is that an ice bag on his head after a bad night out with some buddies with a warped sense of humor?

Fuzzy’s modeling career skyrocketed after his boffo performance in the Charmin ads. But then came the terrible accident during the filming for a waxing salon. He thought he would make a comeback with the Rogaine contract but it didn’t work. After six months, he still wasn’t very fuzzy, was he?

somewhere in the park a squirrel is wearing a barrel.

Doesn’t he have the right to bare bear arms?

once the neighbors catch on, there’ll be a bare-skin rug in his future.

Look for the bare necessities / The simple bare necessities / Forget about your worries……

Good grief! The comedian’s a bear!

he’s wearing a bear rug.

can’t believe no one said that yet.

He’s not a kid…he’s a bare!!!!

Re; Elvis

There is pretty convincing evidence that Elvis is alive, or was a few years ago. If you dig into the case of Eliza Presley, who has presented DNA evidence that proves that she is Elvis’ half-sister, you will see that she not only makes a strong case for being Vernon Presley’s daughter, but also that a man called Jesse Presley is actually Elvis. She got Jesse’s (Elvis’) DNA from the envelope of a letter he sent her.

The following link just scratches the surface:

Re; Elvis

God, that’s so funny!

@packratjohn Actually that’s the right to arm bears…

Maybe he gave for Locks of Love.

Is he elvish? He looks elvish!

Bare bear lawn care.

Well, it’s easy and fun to make jokes about this. However, the DNA tests proved conclusively that the sample taken from the envelope that Eliza received was from Elvis. Elvis was the last and only male in the Vernon Presley line. The DNA was from a male and it matched both that of Vernon and a blood relative of Elvis’ mother – no other male could do that but Elvis. The DNA examiner said it had to be from Elvis and that DNA cannot lie. Check it out. There is a lot more, including how Priscilla and Lisa Marie responded to the DNA evidence.

Final Elvis comment – if anyone is still reading this page. Eliza requested that Lisa Marie submit a sample for DNA testing. This could be compared to Eliza’s DNA and the result would either prove or disprove that Eliza was Elvis’ half-sister. In other words, Lisa Marie could blow Eliza’s claim out of the water. Lisa Marie refused to give a sample for DNA testing and instead moved to Paris within days after the matter came up.

And to think ol’ Fuzzy used to have his own brand of kiddie bath soap… how the fuzzy have fallen…

Scuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t bare –Scuzzy Wuzzy was ALL hair;Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t scuzzy,Was he?

i just really hope this isnt a joke about bush….