Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 15, 2011

No one belived him

After reading this strip, I started kraken up.

The impossible is not beyond happening to Captain Eddy.

Eddie, don’t forget the Vortex coverage.

After the near miss with that last asteroid, you might want to add that to the insurance also.

Kraken coverage is equal to with premiums as act of god is to denials.

Kraken 1] are legendary sea monsters of giant proportions said to have dwelt off the coasts of Norway and Iceland.

What did Captain Eddy do to tick Zeus off ?

A perfect sushi storm.

Did the Kraken get its name from the sounds that boats make when he plays with them?

I’m sure many of Eddie’s stories are fabrications, but sometimes it’s hard to tell, in a comic. After all, he HAS visited another planet, and that was actually confirmed by that little alien guy. He knew about that plot last year with that elephant that fed on hate. (and that story never did finish satisfactorily, either!) So stuff that can’t happen in the real world, actually does happen here. So we just don’t know.

king poseidon’s play pet, the kraken. must be true, it ate cap’n jack sparrow and the black pearl, didn’t it?

had good taste in babes, too, if i recall Clash of the Titans correctly…

The insurance guy thought he was insuring against catastrophes—but Eddie said against calamari.

Yep, all you’d need would be an undead monkey and a voodoo queen

CAPTIAN EDDIE FOR PRESIDENT >>He is the greatest

Ayuh! It happen’, my 2nd cusin’ tol my paypuh boy an’ he tol my plummuh who said it’s true

That’s strange, usually it’s something weird that happens to Eddie,….

Hey, I had my car insurance coverage include meteors (no extra cost!).

can’t wait to see how this plays out! ‘heart’ Capt Eddie!

Because of Eddie’s past claims, the Insurance company eliminated from his policy the usual perils and reduced his premium to the bare minimum. Based upon their profit/loss factor and potential lawsuits, which Eddie never persue, they were obliged to cover Eddie’s boat for Krakens because they didn’t beleieved that they existed. Unfortunately the rider did not specify that Krakens had to exist!

“This the Banker suggested, and offered for hire

“(On moderate terms), or for sale,

“Two excellent Policies, one Against Fire,

“And one Against Damage From Hail.”

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water…

I have two words for you: open perils.

Devilishly had when a Kraken inhabits yah yad…

Maybe he could reel in Cthulhu- or better still, “Hello Cthulhu”, one of the better web comics… if it weren’t so bizarre…

……. and The Cat Came Back…. after kraken up.

.BTW – if you want to know how Eddie’s cat stays so well – go to the National Film Board and search for that title.