Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2011
October 28, 2011
October 30, 2011
Transcript:
Goat: What's going on, Pig? Pig: That pretty girl across the room smiled at me... it was really quick and it was just the corner of her mouth, but it was the most beautiful moment in the history of my life. Goat: Pig, she has a tic. Pig: Is that like having fleas? Goat: Never mind. Pig: Because if so, I think our love can overcome it.
naturally_easy over 12 years ago
Oh, Stephan, don’t give up your day job…wait….to late. Oh well.
LLABDDO over 12 years ago
Wait till you ask her out Pig. You’ll find out she has Turrets syndrome too.
Arianne over 12 years ago
♫♩ But what a fool believes he seesNo wise man has the power to reason awayWhat seems to beIs always better than nothingAnd nothing at all keeps sending him … ♫♩
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
I hope it’s not a deer tic.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Pig is literal-minded, naive, and hopelessly romantic. A sure formula for heartbreak.
zero over 12 years ago
When removing a tic, always be sure to get the whole thing. Then burn it. Or hit w/a hammer. Never just flush it…
Keno21 over 12 years ago
Just as long as she don’t got crabs…
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
No Piggy, she swallowed a watch. Like Captain Hook.
She may have smiled but, sadly, she has no time for you.
It’s better to keep it as a sweet sweet dream.rolleg over 12 years ago
Aww.
mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
Maybe he should offer her a TicTac.
OilCanHarry over 12 years ago
Well, that bites.
abaffuto over 12 years ago
I love pearls before swine, I really do. Did anyone else cringe at this joke though?
nancyroy2 over 12 years ago
I liked it…. but… hey you philandering pig …..what about Pigita? I guess you’re not exclusive.
finale over 12 years ago
RAT makes a “guest appearance” in today’s BARNEY AND CLYDE. Another triumph for him (he’s getting a reputation)!
Number Three over 12 years ago
Ask her out Pig.. Just DON’T mess up like you did last time!
xxx
codedaddy over 12 years ago
Pig, she’s thinking about what to order. Do you have the chops for this relationship?
ironflange over 12 years ago
I had a crush like that once. When she asked to borrow my eraser, I knew she was crazy for me too.
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Every little thing she does is magic, everything she do just turns me on…”
jkhandy over 12 years ago
It would seem this strip involves beastiality?
Rat0fPearlsBeforeSwine over 12 years ago
what is a tic?
thatjessicagrl over 12 years ago
I love this one so hard for that first panel alone. I want to hang it by my bed so I can see it every morning and get the warm fuzzies like I did just now. I freaking love Pig.
Snoopy_Fan over 12 years ago
It really tics me off when that happens!
mabrndt Premium Member about 12 years ago