Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 29, 2011
Goat: What's going on, Pig? Pig: That pretty girl across the room smiled at me... it was really quick and it was just the corner of her mouth, but it was the most beautiful moment in the history of my life. Goat: Pig, she has a tic. Pig: Is that like having fleas? Goat: Never mind. Pig: Because if so, I think our love can overcome it.