Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 09, 2011
Transcript:
Cat: Meow. Woman: Awww... look at the cute li'l kitty... is he yours? Duck: Yes, ma'am. Cat: Meow. Meow. Woman: Don't you wonder what silly things a little kitty widdy is trying to tell us with his 'meows'? Cat: Kill. Fat. Lady. Duck: You might want to eat and run, ma'am. Woman: Ohhh, I think he likes me. Cat: Meow.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Kitty must be Cybil’s cousin…
Keno21 over 12 years ago
Pretty normal cat, really.
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
Kitty’s off his medicine. . .
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
He shouldn’t mix his meds with beer!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yes, he likes you. Raw will be fine.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Mr. Snuffles is a quiet enforcer for LGD. Don’t let his looks fool you, folks! He’s every bit as dangerous as his employer!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
X_tech — well, you made ME do a double-take.
I knew I’d read yours before I posted mine.
LOL
anshu4ever over 12 years ago
I can haz fat lady.
Kathy Freeman over 12 years ago
Mr. Snuffles!! Finally!! =^..^=
Ottodesu over 12 years ago
Kill. Fat. Lady. Eat.
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
It’s not over ’til the fat lady … dies.
GESWho over 12 years ago
=^..^= > | < —CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. OOOOOO a mousy! -
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
@Rolls Royce – if you mounted its rear end on a plaque, it would be a catastrophe.
TheSpanishInquisition over 12 years ago
No offense, Ma’am, but….I don’t think so.
MelvinLott over 12 years ago
I have a friend who inherited a parrot from his deceased mother. A woman came up to the parrot and started in with all the cutesy talk, when the parrot, using his deceased mother’s voice shouted, and I quote, “F*#k Off!” It was impossible not to laugh
Devils Knight over 12 years ago
no he is not giving you a kiss he is tasting you
Number Three over 12 years ago
I’m afraid he doesn’t Missus.
So adorable.
xxx
BananaSlug over 12 years ago
I wasn’t aware he BELONGED to LGD… Yes, even our Guard Ducks support oppression and slavery!
Cool.
bmonk over 12 years ago
Snuffles likes grandmotherly women.
Sauteed in a nice wine sauce.
rgcviper over 12 years ago
Sounds like a line Stewie Griffin from “Family Guy” might say …
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Looking at the Fat Lady’s hair from panel to panel, I think it’s breathing. Is it going to challenge Snuffles to a fight?
jrlud over 12 years ago
I can relate to mr. Snuffles. DARN YOU, FATTIES!!
sniper20111 over 12 years ago
reminds me of my dog hehe
XtremePearls about 12 years ago
KILL. OBESE. LADY.
ZeebA16 about 11 years ago
Isn’t Snuffles Zebra’s cat?