Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2011

Facebook is evil. Who are those hackers that are threatening to shut it down? I want to give them a medal!

Rat calls it culling. Goat doesn’t. I’m with Goat. You know what? —Rat is a rat.

Spare the prod - spoil the cattle…

Good one Juke!

Rat culls one head but Goat comes out ahead.

It’s OK Rat, I can put all my pics right here in a slide show. All 314 over and over and over and…

Facebook is the most egregious public scam since religion, and more invasive.

I did that last week. Very gratifying (satisfying?) I don’t know. It’s early.

14 years old and still no Facebook account! I spend my time doing more productive things, like, well…..like reading GoComics. :)

Funny!

I call it weeding the garden

Ah yes, Facebook. Just another way to avoid real, live interaction with other human beings. Big brother is watching.

Rat loves unfriending people. He’d love it even more if there were more he could do, like casting persons into the lowest pits of the Abyss, but—meh—unfriending is better than nothing.

If Goat’s pics include his kids, I can see why Rat unfriended him—isn’t it still true that kids should be seen and not herded?

It’s nice to see some anti-facebook people out there!

What happened to the whole Stephan in prison story line? Wasn’t he only allowed to run one more set of croc strips before his strip was replaced? This is not a croc strip.

It’s official: Rat is the un-friendliest guy around.

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I look people in the face and I read books, so I’m not on Facebook.

Culling the herd is the best part about being on Facebook.

Why do they keep coming up with ways to stay connected with people we do not visit, talk to, or write to? TAKE THE HINT!!

Refresh my memory. When is our week of crocs up. I’m still in suspense on this prison deal!!!

I was hoping for another Zeeba-croc wall strip. Oh well…

OK, the zeeb strips are over so it’s time to get on with the Pastis execution! Judge’s orders!