Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 18, 2011
Goat: Did you see the vacation photos I posted on 'Facebook'? Rat: No, I can't. We are not 'Facebook' friends. Goat: What are you talking about? We were friends yesterday. Rat: Yes... I removed you from my friend list this morning. Goat: Why? Rat: I call it 'culling the herd.' Goat: I am not one of your cattle. Rat: Not now you're not.