Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 30, 2011

You know why?

Just because you know everything doesn’t mean that you can remember it all at once. i.e. post-it notes.

To remind some people to tune in to the Psyhic Network and pick their messages.

It’s to let other people know that there is a meeting , but not for them.

LOL !!!!

i heard that the meeting was cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

Reading signs is what psychics do.

I knew it was going to be a 150 day.

I want to be there, just to see who shows up.

@yyyguy, I knew that!

Now THAT’s good!

@Dogsniff: Ditto.

James Randi has 1 million dollars for anyone who demonstrates psychic abilities under controlled circumstances… still unclaimed…

I called that number and for $49.95 I got a real psychic. Did you know I’m going to be rich?

Aurthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes’ author) and Harry Houdini used to go around and test psychics hoping to find even one that was legitimate. Never did.

I called a phone psychic. She asked for my credit card number and I said, “You tell me.” She hung up.

They post the signs just to drive everyone else crazy.

We knew you would show up.

Whoa, sign, sign. Everywhere a sign.Blockin’ out the scen’ry. Breakin’ my mind.

This is ridiculous!

Right! When I called the psychic hotline, they asked me my name. Huh! I said, “If you don’t know it, you aren’t psychic!” She hung up on me!

Then there’s the quantum physics meeting on Heisenberg’s work—if they tell you where it is, they can’t tell you when it happens, and vice versa.

Am I imaging things or is this strip a rerun? Is Wiley on vacation?

The phone number was not actually visible. —And then he claimed that I called the wrong number and hung up. ;)

It was a boring meeting, only four showed up, and Houdini was drunk again.

something about making fun of psychics and politicians

Don’t know that this is a rerun but know that I often think of ideas so often that I forget if I followed through for sure. Keep a journal to help but still things get through the cracks. :D

hm. At first, I thought it read Physics Meeting. Made the joke a little difficult to get ;)

I was wondering if this was a rerun. I think I have the original hanging up in my office somewhere too.

Left out “you know who,” oh wait, that’s copyrighted material.

Psychics make psychotics? I always thought it was the other way around.