Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2011
July 08, 2011
July 10, 2011
Transcript:
Alien: Thank you, pig friend, for participating in our interplanetary summit. May the peace we forged be the first step in a long and productive alliance. Pig: Yes! A toast to us! Rat: Glug glug glug... Pig: Next time, let's skip the toast. Rat and Pig meet an alien race.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
Next time, let’s skip inviting Rat!
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Technically, does this make Rat a cannibal? The Beer are a sentient race, covered by the Galactic Convention….
zero almost 13 years ago
Next time - bring pretzels. Them big soft ones.
hariseldon59 almost 13 years ago
To borrow a line from Bugs Bunny (stolen from Grouch Marx), “Of course you realize, THIS means war!”
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
A dream for Rat…a can of beer as big as he is.
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
Sorry, that should read “A dream come true for Rat…”
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It’s not fair that the Beer finds Rat so hard to swallow.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Let me guess, the beer’s name was Bob..
finale almost 13 years ago
“The Beer and Galactic Convention” really do seem to belong together….but not in the intended manner.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’ll drink to that.
DocOmics almost 13 years ago
If you drink enough beer, you will see the beer can sprout arms and legs and talk.
mac47 almost 13 years ago
No!
mabrndt Premium Member almost 13 years ago
This tin-can-aliens-from-outer-space story made the news in 1965.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Rat don’t know that when drained of their essense, they become zombeers….☻
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
There may be those out there who would hope it was less filling, but I wouldn’t be one of them.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Good Idea!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe xxxx
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Don’t worry, Beer Captain, you’ll be seeing your crewman again soon. Got a bucket?
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
Let the War of the Worlds begin!
jackproarty almost 6 years ago
Why haven’t Pig and Rat reported this to th government?!
Future Reuben Recipient over 4 years ago
What will you put peanut butter on then?