Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 09, 2011
Alien: Thank you, pig friend, for participating in our interplanetary summit. May the peace we forged be the first step in a long and productive alliance. Pig: Yes! A toast to us! Rat: Glug glug glug... Pig: Next time, let's skip the toast. Rat and Pig meet an alien race.