Ted Rall for August 24, 2009
August 22, 2009
August 27, 2009
Transcript:
The military says Climate Change is a grave threat to national security- and they're going to fight it. Now gear up for the Global War against Global Warming. We'll blast the hottest climates with freezing-cold ice bombs. We'll invite Afghan wedding parties to factories that emit greenhouse gases. (Man: I knew it was too good to be true!) We'll torture God. (Man 2: Cool the earth by an average of 4' dammit!) (Man 3: Never!)
edmondd over 14 years ago
May sound odd Ted, but I actually think you made G-d laugh.
OmqR-IV.0 over 14 years ago
Does god use farenheit ºF or celcius ºC?
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
I think Ted’s lost it
mattro65 over 14 years ago
If there is a god, I’m sure she’s smart enough to use the metric system.
tpenna over 14 years ago
Hah! That’s great, mattro53!
Motivemagus over 14 years ago
I like it!
mattro65 over 14 years ago
If there is a god, I’m sure she understands higher mathematics enough to know that the “E” in the expression 47E6 stands for “exponent”, which means that 47E6 actually means, to those whose understanding extends beyond basic arithmetic, 47 X 10 to the 6th power.
dwill over 14 years ago
dont sell ted short, however caustic he is, he does make you think.
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
mattro53 nothin better to do? It’s shorthand, life is busy, get over it. You still can’t add and thing SS, is a sweet deal. I recommend you count on the government for your retirement.
ransomdstone over 14 years ago
rabid Rall at war with the world
phanchem09 over 14 years ago
Last Frame: been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
mattro65 over 14 years ago
You’re right. I shouldn’t be getting into a war of wits with an unarmed person. Have a nice life.
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
mattro53 don’t worry you haven’t – just entered a battle unarmed…Have whatever life you are able to earn.
Ripit over 14 years ago
Nice, Ted.
Ted Rall creator over 14 years ago
Thanks, everyone! I knew I was onto something when I thought about waterboarding God. The best cartoons come when you think of the punchline first. Then work backwards.
mhenriday over 14 years ago
The old saw maintains that to a person who only has a hammar, every problem looks like a nail. To a country whose preferred response to every perceived problem is military in nature, bombing global warming (and holy-waterboarding god) is perfectly logical….
Henri