Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for February 11, 2014

Prescient, he was. (And not so very far in the future as all of that!)

First, Mr. Snowden let out the secrets of the NSA spying programs. Now Mr. Breathed has published the secret plans for our X-17 Stealth Basselope! Where will it end?

Basselope laws never funny. Strip died soon after. Very funny in its early days.

“was”

“Strip died soon after”? strip went out on top because he got tired of meeting deadlines 365 days a year and had smaller confines to work with.

This is kind of what happened anyway …

Googled ‘McDonalds in Moscow’:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/McDonald%27s_in_Moscow,_2008.jpg

While the Cruise Bassalope never got past the planning stage, I think we can all agree the Stealth Bassalope was a resounding success.

Rosebud dated Hodge Podge the rabbit and they had jackabassalopes.

These decades later, the Russian stereotype of women has gotten … has gotten … well, DIFFERENT.