Clay Jones for May 11, 2024

RFK Jr. was exposed to heroin even before Traitor Trump was exposed to syphilis. Just saying.

RFKJ will blend seamlessly with MAGAts.

And, not to be outdone, MAGA Rep Tin Collins posted on Elon’s Xwitter hate platform:

“you either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.”

Cant outstupid RFK or trumpist

The spike in teens using social media and identifying as transgender is no mere coincidence.

Layer the face heavily with an orange bronzer and give him a “strawberry blond” hair job. Have him spouting conspiracy theories and hack medical remedies such as using bleach. He can be a demented fat orange clown doppelgänger who will confuse the MAGAts.

Where is Pizza rat? “Pizza rat, all in my brainLately things they don’t seem the same” (Jimi Hendrix (almost))

It’s really sad to think he went from being a respected environmental lawyer to becoming a KINO (Kennedy In Name Only, for those who didn’t know). The Grateful Dead lyric from the song “Truckin’” seems particularly apt: “What a Long Strange Trip It’s Been”. But if his candidacy steals votes from the Orange Terd, I can forgive him. The two of them are both appealing to the same constituency: the not too bright voters.

The term transgender is about as clear as looking at a cupboard where all the labels have been removed from the cans. You don’t know what you’re getting until you open the can to see what is inside. Is it a transsexual, who will go physically from one sex to the other; someone who uses the clothing of the opposite sex as sexual fetish items; someone who uses the clothing of the opposite sex as emotional fetish items (transvestites /crossdressers/ full time crossdressers (aka transgenderist) etc. Of this total group only the transsexuals will need psychological and hormone therapy and will eventually receive sex reassignment surgery.

The term transgender is about as clear as looking at a cupboard where all the labels have been removed from the cans. You don’t know what you’re getting until you open the can to see what is inside. Is it a transsexual, who will go physically from one sex to the other; someone who uses the clothing of the opposite sex as sexual fetish items; someone who uses the clothing of the opposite sex as emotional fetish items (transvestites /crossdressers/ full time crossdressers (aka transgenderist) etc. Of this total group only the transsexuals will need psychological and hormone therapy and will eventually receive sex reassignment surgery.

RFK grew up with wealth. Hangs out with wealthy. It’s not a surprise really at all. Worm or no worm. What’s amazing is the rest of the family still has the sense to understand being wealthy in a poor country is not what they want.

Trump is panicking, fearing that RFK is going to siphon off too many of his tin-foil hat loyalists… he’s on his failing pretend twitter railing that RFK is an extreme-left, Democrat plant.

Karma’s a beatch, beatch.

Given the bizarre statements from many republicans.. this worm thing may be more common than we thought.

Cruel and, sadly, true.

Dirty water makes kids tran, how??? This guy thinks like an earthworm, oh wait…….

74,000,000, I really think this guy is a better fit for about 20% of you………….you should be true to yourselves and go for it.

T doesn’t like another brain damaged candidate like he is horning in on his action. Look for more caps lock T tirades against Jr on Lie Antisocial.

I should have kept a count to see which cartoon theme has been repeated the most of late, Kennedy’s dead worm or Noem’s dead dog.

What has yet to appear in any political cartoon was when the MAGA Mob Boss met in Mar-a-Lardo with oil CEOs and oligarchs and flat-out asked for a BRIBE of $1 Billion for his campaign (and personal use). The quid pro quo was, if elected, he would execute a kickback in the form of XOs to roll back all safety and environmental regulations, plus tax cuts if MAGAs ruled Congress.

Gee, giving the oligarchs the freedom to rape and loot the American people and the whole freaken planet.

Go ahead, useful-idiot trolls. TRY to deny it.

In a few tidbits of MAGA sleaze (it’s a target-rich environment):

- MAGA co-conspirator Steve Bannon is finally gonna be fitted with an orange jumpsuit, after his conviction appeal was denied, Gee, we’ll just have to do without his anti-American, MAGA-infested seditious podcast,

- MAGA men say they want to move to Russia, not only because of the oppression and beautiful women, but because it “feels like the U.S. in the 1950s”. We’ll see how happy they’ll be after they’re drafted for Ukrainian cannon fodder or sent to Siberia,

- Utah opened an anti-trans “tip line”, but it was slammed with hundreds of “tips” reporting MAGA homophobes,

- The “Tea Party” aka “Freedomworks”, aka “Koch’s Kooks” have now disbanded, having officially been replaced by the more oppressive MAGA movement. Because, you know… “freedom”.

- AZ indicted fake elector MAGA goon Stew Peters is getting shunned by skittish (though still sleazy) Republicans for hosting a Nazi podcast advocating book-burning and other MAGA / Nazi stuff.

- The MAGA Messiah’s very own sleaze-ball Renfield, sycophant Tim Scott, is whining about being “persecuted” over his Medicare fraud scam in FL,

Mr. Jones, I hope my previous MAGA headlines post might spark a muse of creativity for one of your future brilliant and humorous cartoons.

“Trump May Owe $100 Million From Double-Dip Tax Breaks, I.R.S. Audit ShowsDonald Trump used a dubious accounting maneuver to claim the same write-offs twice on a Chicago tower, an I.R.S. audit”

I miss the good ole days, when we had smallpox, polio and the rest. Ah, yes indeed, those were the good ole days.

Got secret I want to share with all you guys. Vitamins cause babies. Yup. Everyone I ever knew has taken vitamins, and some of them got pregnant, can’t be just a cow-insidents now, can it? I think the vitamins make them all go sex crazy.

Am I the only one, who thinks kristi neom looks like an adult film star?

On a sad note, my avatar, Stormy had to leave. She had a commitment, to dance with no pants, and couldn’t stay.

Well, it was great to have her and wish her well in all her future endeavours.

“I’ve actually had a very nice relationship with RFK Jr over the years. He’s a very smart guy, and a good guy. He’s a common sense guy and so am I. He’s doing really well, I saw a poll, he’s at 22. That’s pretty good! That’s pretty good, doing very well.”

-donald trump, praising rfk jr

“Junior” is a left lunatic fake anti-vaxxer, Kennedy family is plotting to take over the whole country!

Yet another flip flop from donald trump, whose children, donald jr, eric, and tammy, have been selected as delegates, and his daughter-in-law is rnc co-chair, who announced she is ready to use “every single penny” of RNC funds to elect trump.