Steve Kelley for April 29, 2024

What long arms you have…

Only for you

Mr. Kelley draws Trump about 100 pounds lighter than he actually is. And where are the stink lines?

WTF is Kelly ranting about, Trump’s former running mate refuses to endorse him and that’s big deal? Pence kept his mouth shut and supported the pu—y grabbing insurrectionist for four years which makes him part of the problem. Kamala Harris has more integrity than Trump and Pence combined.

At least Trump has got the coveted Kristi Noem endorsement.

I like the comment about being a grown man running against a six-year-old.

one piece of CREDIBLE EVIDENCE that would lead to President Joe Biden sittin at the defendants table THREATENING witnesses and takin a nap ? one? any?

say it again ETHICALLY BANKRUPT

Kamala’s favorability numbers are just as low as Cadaver Joe. Mike Pence isn’t running for VP this time. Big deal.

one piece of CREDIBLE EVIDENCE that would lead to a situation were President Joe Biden is sittin at the defendants table THREATENING people and takin a nap ? one? any?

The lack of wit and head-scratching irrelevance shows that KKKelley is running on fumes — probably huffing the malignant fragrances that rise from his hero’s unchanged diaper.

It misses the point that it had been a joke. It also misses that most of the cabinet refused to support Agent Orange. So, does the cartoonist think that Mike Tuppence is useless or that Kamala Harris doesn’t help the situation?

Former trump staffers who don’t think trump and his autocratic agenda should be “anywhere near the Oval Office.”

Pence topped the list, followed by former U.N. ambassador and presidential candidate Nikki Haley—

Other former senior trump officials:

His Chief of Staff, Gen. John Kelly

His National security Advisor, John Bolton

His National Security Advisor, H.R. McMaster

His Defense Secretary, Mark Esper

His Defense Secretary, Gen. James Mattis

His Attorney General, Bill Barr

His Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under Trump, Mark Milley

Bill Barr, his Attorney General

Stephanie Grisham, his Press Secretary

Anthony Scaramucci, his Communications Director

Cassidy Hutchinson, Fmr. Aide

Sarah Matthews, Fmr. Deputy Prss. Secy.

Alyssa Farah Griffin, Fmr. Strategic Comms. Director

If they won’t vote for him, why would you?

“Those who worked with trump at the most senior levels of his administration believe he is too dangerous, too selfish, and too extreme to ever lead our country again. Only 4 of the 44 people to have served in Dump’s Cabinet have endorsed him. 44 people who were eyewitnesses to him. What do they know that you don’t? if any Republican elected officials, with the tiny exception of Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger, demonstrated even the faintest molecular speck of integrity. Otherwise the entire party has gotten down on their knees for Trump.

“We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest. But come on. There really isn’t an upside to Trump.” – Tucker Carlson

skelley, you’re not giving that odorous orange orangutan sufficient recognition.

Not only is he the first president no to be endorsed by the VICE president in almost 90 years, but trump also has a list of other people appointed by him who not only did not endorse him, but said he absolutely should not be allowed back in the white house:

john bolton

john Kelly

mark esper

ty cobb

christopher wray

nikki haley

mick mulvaney

anthony scarmucci

rex tillerson

hr mcmaster

betsy devos

richard spencer

And there are a lot more.

and bill barr said trump had to be stopped, but endorsed him anyway, and trump, in response to barr’s endorsement, criticized barr for not overturning the election, and said,

“barr has just endorsed me, despite the fact that I called him ‘Weak, Slow Moving, Lethargic, Gutless, and Lazy’. MAGA2024!”

Draw a cartoon about that

Trump hasn’t been that thin since 3rd grade.

It’s more than obvious Kelley is on the RNC payroll. Keep up the propaganda, Steve. Joseph Goebbels would have been proud.

To know him is to understand why he is so bad for America.

Does tRump wash?

You have to wonder if reactionary cartoonists have caught Traitor Trump’s syphilis, and the subsequent brain damage…..

Trump doesn’t know how to play nice with anyone in any situation. Look at his lovely smile at the Press Awards that was hosted by Seth Meyers and Obama. He refused to let Obama come for the unveiling of the official portraits, he was not invited to funerals for presidents and first ladies (requested not to come), he never had any of the honor shows with the exception of Limbaugh who was not revered by many. He has no personality and if you look at his pictures of family, they are all posed photo ops

Silly goose is Mr Kelly.

Trump ordered his invasive Jan 6 thugs to “hang Mike Pence”, yet shills like Kelley still endorse the murderous fascist criminal Trump.

As speculation about a debate between the two men intensifies, Biden – wearing tuxedo and black tie – opened his roast with a direct but joking focus on Trump, calling him “sleepy Don”, in reference to a nickname Trump had given the president previously.

“The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue,” noted Biden, 81. “I’m a grown man running against a six-year-old.”

The president also skewered Trump over a recent speech in which he described the civil war battle at Gettysburg as “interesting”, “vicious”, “horrible” and “beautiful”. Biden said: “Speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about a major civil war battle? ‘Gettysburg – wow!’ Trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E Lee surrendered again.”

Biden then made a reference to Trump’s falling out with his former vice-president, Mike Pence, who defied him over the 2020 election result. The president said: “Age is the only thing we have in common. My vice-president actually endorses me.” Vice-president Kamala Harris, sitting nearby on stage, laughed and applauded.

The president moved on to Trump’s criminal trial in New York, where he is accused of falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to adult film performer Stormy Daniels. Biden said: “Donald has had a few tough days lately. You might call it Stormy weather.”

And then he brought up Trump’s recent scheme to sell “God Bless the USA Bibles” for $59.99. “Trump’s so desperate he started reading those Bibles he’s selling. Then he got to the first commandment: ‘You shall have no other gods before me.’ That’s when he put it down and said: “This book’s not for me.’”

Biden also poked fun at his own age and delivered some one-liners at the expense of the media. “Some of you complained that I don’t take enough of your questions. No comment.”

Mary Trump: My uncle is ‘dissolving before our eyes’ and he’d be ruined by a night in jail

Another day, another misogynist troll cartoon to chum the bottom feeders.

So, froggy, how’s that “swampy-drainy” stuff going for ya? Still happily swimming in the abandoned †Яц☠pista cesspool you think is an Artesian well?

Virtually everyone on Donald’s Cabinet despised him eventually but my favorite was his Secretary of State Rex Tillerson who said he was “a fracking moron”!

Biden lies again on Howard Stern – “[In the 1970s] I got put in that 10 Most Eligible Bachelors list. … Women would send very salacious pictures, and I’d just give them to the Secret Service.” —Joe Biden (Senators aren’t afforded Secret Service.)

‘That may be your role—but it ain’t mine’: Pelosi slams MSNBC host as Trump ‘apologist’

“[Biden] created 9 million jobs in his term in office” Pelosi said. Trump, she said, had “the worst record of job loss of any president.”

Tur then spoke up, saying: “That was a global pandemic.”

Pelosi appeared momentarily dazed by the pushback and took a pregnant pause before responding.

“He had the worst record of any president,” Pelosi snapped. “We’ve had other concerns in our country and if you want to be an apologist for Donald Trump — that may be your role — but it ain’t mine.”

And Trump is much oranger than that.

Nows a good time to remind everyone that a vote for Biden is a vote to make Kamala POTUS. Biden will never make it through his term, and the word salad expert would be the most unqualified person to hold the job. God forbid.