The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 03, 2024

Lotsa luck with that

Sometimes Brutus amazes me, but they probably already sold the other 1/2 of the burger

And all that is small come with higher prices.

This way he gets a hole one.

Put them together and what have you got, bippity, bobbity, boo !

He’s got her there.

Exactly what I would order!

I would have bowled her over and ordered a cup of soup and a cup of soup.

I wonder if a half a sandwich plus another half a sandwich would be a better deal than a certain unnamed fast food restaurant who are selling a 1/4 pounder hamburger at FULL PRICE!

He ought to be have both halves of a salad instead.

burger bliss…

Good for you Brutus, your hamburger will come cut for you so you don’t have to cut it yourself.

Yeah ! Brutus came out on top today .

Brutus can be quite clever on occasion.

Nicely played Brutus! A rare win to finish his week “Don’t forget the cheese!”

Make one of those a half of a cheeseburger. And add two half orders of fries, please.

The special today is TWO DOLLARS OFF. What’s the original price? Don’t tell me. There must be a McDonalds around here somewhere.

take that stupid system menu selling deal thingy… I brain is broken. :j

Impeccable logic, Brutus!

My answer totally only l would have asked for the first item to be half of my sandwich to be a half of a double cheeseburger with onions, mushrooms and bacon and the second item to be the same as the first……

Always thinking aren’t you Brutus?

well played!

Who does Brutus think he is ? Wimpy ?

So what you’re really saying is you’re having a half off sale.

…and for my two vegetables, I’d like fries, and more fries.

good one

He’s not such a loser.

and he’ll pay on tuesday…?

That’s a “Born Winner” mentality there Brutus!

A half hamburger was not part of the offer.

I hate to be the one to let you down, Brutus, but I’m pretty sure that in the next panel the waitress will be explaining that that isn’t how it works. Nice try, though.