Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 29, 2024

Man, so Breezy has been ‘retired’. BOOO!

Shame, Dan, to sweep Breezy aside just for more readers! This has got to be a twisted big dream. And apparently the only way to fix it is for Rip to reject Cobra’s suggestion(it would be opposite of what he would normally do).

Thees obveeously a beeeeg extended dreeeam seeeequence.

There’s more alternate realities going on here than there are in ‘Rick and Morty’!

Take this pill, Rip…no, not the blue one, the red one.

Why isn’t Cobra getting soaking wet in the rain??

Remember, the Haywire’s have a history of marring woman who turn eval, his dad married Dr. Pain!

The Hallmark Channel? This must be a nightmare. Are they showing the Christmas movies yet? :)

Ignore the critics Dan. Your work is great!

Yup it’s a dream, Cobra’s hair isn’t flat. Neither is TNT’s. But it’s still fun.

Scarfing down a pizza (KA-PIZZA!) sounds good. Watching the Hallmark Channel, not so much.

Not happy that Breezy turned out to be evil, but I’m still enjoying this. (Still thinking it could be just a dream.) Can’t wait to see what happens next.

“It’s GOOD to have her back!”

The rest of her isn’t bad, either…! d;o)

ka-twists

Sadly, Cobra gave him too many options, and Rip spent the rest of the day suffering a Blue Screen of KA-Death.

No, but right now, the twist of North by Northwest seemed less awkward than what might happen here after Rip’s nightmare(He might already be at the pancake shop or at worst, he’s being filmed while sleeping on set at the TV studio.. after having found the letter left by the Gang of Unknowns; his dream will give Rip a more ‘happy ending’)

I can’t seem to shake this mental image of Rip waking up from this nightmare of Breezy being evil and giving her side eye going “Breezy??!? Is she gonna be like mom?” He’s not a deep man but he’s pretty emotional.