Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for April 30, 2024

Soak it in some warm vinegar.

Go play a man’s game.

It had to happen…

I think it needs a mustard plaster.

Sports just aren’t what they used to be. Pickle ball, Breaking is a new olympic sport, Professional Wiffle Ball, Professional Tag. There ancient greek athletes rolling over in their graves right now.

Rub some dirt on it…

Pickleball players suffer from various "mallet"ies.

Pickleball injuries, they’re his “bread and butter”.

I’m going to be 65 in about two weeks. As far as I’m concerned I still won’t be old enough to play pickle ball.

And he appears to have the paddle stuck to his hand, since he brought it with him to the Doctor’s office.

I guess this means pickleball is official now.

Nice sport, gives the whiners something to kvetch about.