I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.
On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)
He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.
She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.
And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, yacht-ti-da…..
C about 1 month ago
And there it is
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member about 1 month ago
This is where size matters!
LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 month ago
With YOUR luck, you’ll end up with a guy with a ….. dinghy!!!
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Ubintold about 1 month ago
She likes playing yacht-sy.
jcwrocks69 about 1 month ago
Typical!
Diat60 about 1 month ago
Well, maybe an opportunity – I read somewhere that Melania is thinking of divorce.
rshive about 1 month ago
A bird related to Henry Ford?
ladykat about 1 month ago
I never cared about the yacht. It’s what’s inside the man that mattered to me.
preacherman Premium Member about 1 month ago
I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.
LONNYMARQUEZ about 1 month ago
then she doesn’t want to use the internet dating, a Porsche can turn into a Pinto
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
“I went out with this wealthy guy once and…yachta yachta yachta…he never called me again.”
kathleenhicks62 about 1 month ago
Yacht!? Yuck!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 1 month ago
Ah you just want to sunbathe on the foredeck
andersjg Premium Member about 1 month ago
She’s not going to find one in Roz’s.
KEA about 1 month ago
okay… now Santa Baby is playing in my head
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Most are white on the exterior. The interior design choices are numerous and that is where the choice of colour comes into play.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
an’ he so had his hopes up…for a nanosecond anyway…
'IndyMan' about 1 month ago
Well, that let’s you out, Cosmo. Don’t think she would take kindly to your old DeSoto, even though it is a ‘land yacht’ ! ! ! !
Fuzzy Kombu about 1 month ago
I do believe that I’ve met her…quite briefly.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
Now that’s a yacht of baloney.
gammaguy about 1 month ago
She’s looking for a catch that can prove it’s not a rowboat. The maximum number of allowed tries is 3.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)
He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.
bakana about 1 month ago
She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.
And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.