Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 14, 2024

Ba dum tssh!

Gary, you have to nuke them from space. It’s the only way to be sure.

Scariest. Movie. Ever.

A combination of Alien and Island of Terror.

The absolute worst thing is when she makes you meet her parents.

Take it to a movie Gary

“Go steady?” Better give her a skull ring and she’ll show up the next time you see her with it on a chain around her neck and angora around the ring.

The kitchen entirely in Harvest Gold and Avocado Green is a nice touch!

Get a room.

Seems a bit clingy…

She’s a sucker for vampires.

The worst part is the We Still Don’t Know WHAT’S UNDER THE STAIRS! AUGH!

Ha! With Gary’s track record, she’ll leave without even finishing her drink. It’s like a got dang superpower, it is. Go ahead Gary. Try and talk to her…

She’s got a nice smile. At least I think that’s what it is! :)

Quick! Throw the fridge contents at it!

“Look out, Gary.”? Ah—see—he really does care.