From Not Always Right: They Didn’t Brainstorm That Very Well
The East Coast of the US is currently getting hit by a very bad tropical storm, so all of our flights to and from a certain large airport on said coast have been canceling for obvious reasons.
A couple who were booked on one of the canceled flights from the East Coast to my airport decided to drive instead, which is smart. They proceeded to drive approximately fifteen hours to our airport, paid ridiculous airport parking prices, and came into our baggage office to pick up their bags.
Their bags that they checked in at the East Coast airport that canceled all of their flights.
Their bags that were still at the East Coast airport.
They were very confused when we explained that we didn’t have their bags because the flight was canceled, and they were even more confused when we explained that we absolutely could not get their bags until future flights weren’t canceled because the bags also arrive on the plane. I still don’t understand how they thought their bags were going to get to us.
As a kid, I always thought Raisin Bran was healthy adult cereal. When I got older, I realized it’s chock full of as much sugar as any marshmallow, free-toy-offer, kid cereal.
Yakety Sax 28 days ago
From Not Always Right: They Didn’t Brainstorm That Very Well
The East Coast of the US is currently getting hit by a very bad tropical storm, so all of our flights to and from a certain large airport on said coast have been canceling for obvious reasons.
A couple who were booked on one of the canceled flights from the East Coast to my airport decided to drive instead, which is smart. They proceeded to drive approximately fifteen hours to our airport, paid ridiculous airport parking prices, and came into our baggage office to pick up their bags.
Their bags that they checked in at the East Coast airport that canceled all of their flights.
Their bags that were still at the East Coast airport.
They were very confused when we explained that we didn’t have their bags because the flight was canceled, and they were even more confused when we explained that we absolutely could not get their bags until future flights weren’t canceled because the bags also arrive on the plane. I still don’t understand how they thought their bags were going to get to us.
NOT my story!
Aficionado 28 days ago
Don’t go in there, Bleeb!!
phritzg Premium Member 28 days ago
When they wanted to save money, they’d buy Braind X
comixbomix 27 days ago
I hope I don’t get ‘two scoops’…
The Orange Mailman 27 days ago
Don’t ask about their version of Grape Nuts.
wirepunchr 27 days ago
Dinner will be Ghoul-osh.
geese28 27 days ago
Fish for lunch?
jbduncan 27 days ago
Brought to you by Harvard mortuary?
Dobie Premium Member 27 days ago
… now with more Brains and red, yellow and blue marshmallow body parts!
A tasty breakfast treat from the folks at General Meals!
CrimsonOne18 27 days ago
This is so disgusting. I HATE zombies!!!
BoydAdams 27 days ago
Caught me right-away after reading the brand……sick….funny as hell…but sick none-the less
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 27 days ago
even with the amazing zombie drawing, I still read the box first as Bran flakes
the lost wizard 27 days ago
Two scoops. :)
waes-hael 27 days ago
“For the Zombie who has trouble moving in the morning!”
dbrucepm 27 days ago
for snack time the have Gray-Matter Granola
Frank Burns Eats Worms 27 days ago
It’ll give you brain farts.
eb110americana 27 days ago
As a kid, I always thought Raisin Bran was healthy adult cereal. When I got older, I realized it’s chock full of as much sugar as any marshmallow, free-toy-offer, kid cereal.
norphos 27 days ago
Oh no! It was only a matter of time. Inevitable pun.
mbrahms26 27 days ago
Colon Flakes are even better!