Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for May 13, 2024

All it takes is a recordable sound chip, a licensing agreement with Whoopi, and maybe go with the gazpacho instead of the weinerschnitzel .

I assume that $5.95 is in U.S. funds.

Next : How to draw Doug on whoopie cushion.

Buy a cushion Whoopi sat on, and for an extra five bucks, we’ll include a cushion Whoopi shat on.

There IS a gasbag that sounds like Whoopi Goldberg…it’s Whoopi Goldberg!

From Wikipedia:

She has stated that her stage forename (“Whoopi”) was taken from a whoopee cushion: “When you’re performing on stage, you never really have time to go into the bathroom and close the door. So if you get a little gassy, you’ve got to let it go. So people used to say to me, ’You’re like a whoopee cushion.’ And that’s where the name came from.”

“Too late!”, she cried.

She was better when she was with the Blake St. Hawkeyes.

The latest is a cushion that, when sat upon, sounds like Donald Trump. OK, it’s just a regular whoopee cushion. But it sounds just like Donald Falling asleep in court.