Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 15, 2024

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    Ratkin  about 1 month ago

    I have remora than I want.

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    MeanBob Premium Member about 1 month ago

    The Remoras just made the list, the IRS doesn’t like competition.

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    Superfrog  about 1 month ago

    There’s a sucker born every minute.

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    jasonsnakelover  about 1 month ago

    He’s trying to get them to declare the declaration of Independence.

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    Kidon Ha-Shomer  about 1 month ago

    Call James T. Kirk!!! The sharks have been attacked by Klingons!!! ;-)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 1 month ago

    “Yes, yes I do.”

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    take a good look at him and ask that again… :j

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    He has hangers-on.

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    joegee  about 1 month ago

    They’re his posse.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    If he ever sold them, he’d have seller’s remoras.

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    KEA  about 1 month ago

    I wonder if we can claim all the Billionaires as dependents?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 1 month ago

    He’s due for a refund, but it’ll only be a fin or two.

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    cactusbob333  about 1 month ago

    They might be dependents but they look like pendants.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 27 days ago

    What do you think?!?!?

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