F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 11, 2024

Dude, you just figured it out, that’s a breakthrough!

She could have just handed him some gum.

I suspect there are a whole lot of things you can’t do at the same time as thinking.

She’s a peripatetic teacher and you’re the student.

That’s why she doesn’t let you chew gum!

So, here’s a helmet! Now, let’s GO!!

You don’t BELIEVE you can, when forced to confront the fact. That’s the point.

I can so identify with him. I broke a leg last year because I was talking and walking down stairs at the same time. My daughter now reminds me.

can you walk, talk & THINK at the same time?

kind of like this cartoonist…..

If you’re ever arguing with your wife and begin to sense that you’re correct, apologize immediately.

Her face looks so mad at him.