Monty by Jim Meddick for April 04, 2024

No mouth except when he’s excited.

I suggest a rocky beach where you can slip and fall, maybe get lucky and end it all.

Old, abandoned train tracks are my favorite…

I feel your pain Monty……Go home and listen to Seals & Crofts’ ‘’Summer Breeze’’ and have a good cry. You’ll feel better.

I’m only happy when it rains.

To perfect the cliché he needs to be wearing sunglasses, even if it’s cloudy. And have someone play a sad piano score in the background.

Lonely, I’m mister Lonely……

Have to plan ahead for the misery to come.

Monty could always walk around an empty shopping mall parking lot.

One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever see…..

We all have those days from time to time.

“I’ve been down so gosh darn long it looks like up to me.”

How fitting that his feet have left a depression.

I wouldn’t trust railroad tracks. Stuff can happen, you know. Heh, heh, heh! :)

“If you’re going to be lonely, you might as well do it by yourself” – Larry McMurtry

♫ Don’t bring us ddoowwnn ♫

Awww he thinks he’ll actually be happy.

When walking alone along the shore, you will meet up with the “Spirit of the Sea”.