Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 21, 2024

I think they served me a slice of that lemon in my tea at Denny’s last week…

Sneith Kyder One time I did 181 helicopter spins.

One time I was 286 years old. One time I had $1,781.

May the Lord be with you as He is with me.

He got so dizzy from all of that spinning, he couldn’t pull the ripcord?

When I search Canadian cats in Google…

It just gives me a bunch of lynx.

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A lynx walks into a bar and says “Hey Barkeep! Mix me up a…

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Jackrabbit."

The bartender says, “You got it buddy, but what’s with the big paws?”

Maybe I should take my old junk to England to sell it.

I don’t understand why someone would buy the lemon, or how they knew how old it was.

I read about the Canadian Lynx and its snowshoe paws 50 years ago in a book about cats.

How did they figure out how old the lemon was, and why would anybody in their right mind want to buy it?

Pursuant to the Canadian Lynx; are you aware that camels have concave bottoms to their hooves so they can walk on sand without sinking? The hoof profile could be likened to the profile of an under-inflated automobile tire. Of note; if you are mired in sand with an automobile, you can let the air out of your tires such that the tread becomes concave providing ability to drive above the sand. It is a technique know as “camel footing”!

Are you also aware that the term “automobile” is hardly used by anyone anymore?

Gee, what are the odds: an animal that lives in snow a good portion of its life has paws suited for snow. Believe it or not!

well, when life gives you….

It had a ‘use by date’ on a little sticker.

Wow, the Brits will do just about anything not to eat British food.

I saw a family of Lynx last month on the road to Nanaimo.