Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for March 07, 2024

Some might say that you are the wrong half, not me, I wouldn’t dare.

It’s the competitors that determine the value of the trophy they seek, not the trophy itself. Give yourself a break.

You didn’t make the “cut.” Sorry….

Awwww! But we, here, love you the way you are!

we still put you on a pedestal, or a table with wheels.

Don’t underestimate yourself; I’d say you’re halfway there.

Never sell yourself short.

She’s not half the woman my wife is.

“Everybody Loves Raymond”: Marie,“I’m just your trophy wife” Frank,“what contest in H**l, did I win ?”

Awwww!