Jeff Danziger for February 28, 2024

Did Trump Uni have judge courses?

Only fertilized eggs. Those usually aren’t sold at the supermarket.

Is the judge an imbecile? Of course. Is he dishonest? Of course. Is he, like Donald Trump, a traitor to the United States? Not quite, but he sure has hel does betray the concept of the separation of church and state.

He is definitely a few croutons short of a Caesar salad.

Bible thumpers don’t have much appeal to us, nor the crazies who pay them.

So a priest, rabbi, imam and an Alabama judge walk into a bar….

A “potential” chicken? That’s revolting.

The Republicans have tied another anchor around the party’s neck and thrown it overboard regarding the ’24 elections.

Where does Alabama keep finding these Imbeciles ?

Brilliant! …. this deserves all caps. Best laugh of the morning!

PERFECT!

Do you give people too much credit for intelligence?

Not sure, if there really are, a huge pile of goofs out there?

Watch one of those jesus guys on TV. Talkin’ about jesus, as if he went to school with the guy. And the camera swings around to show thousands of sheep in men’s clothing, absolutely enraptured. Now, what do you think?

Best TV show to watch while eating my Cocoa Puffs? Donkey Hodie, always learn something and have fun too.

I just hope readers know factory farms don’t include roosters!

Something to think about: as a science project 2 teenage girls bought a bunch of eggs from the local grocery store and put them in incubation and hatched quite a few chicks…it was on science channel a few years ago

Don’t know why this should be such a big deal, isn’t Alabama known for it’s funny laws and umm, odd religious beliefs

Quality control there must be really terrible if fertilized eggs end up in the containers. An unpleasant surprise for someone preparing an omelet.

What is you don’t believe in or accept the Bible. There’s more than one of us out here.

Slurchbobble and St. Huevo! Thank you Jeff, for my chuckle for the day!

I no longer feel bad using the phrase “Southern stupid”

Yeah but by the time he eats it it’s a chicken abortion.

Please don’t tell me you think there is a single rooster running around hatching facilities. Grocery store eggs are unfertilized.

On behalf of the Democratic Party, I want to thank the Alabama Supreme Court for the dramatic increase in Democrat voters. Well done!

Does this mean we can no longer castrate bulls? Every sperm is sacred?

Do the judges realize that most fertilized eggs created during IVF do not survive implantation? How can they be equivalent to children if this is the case?

Not a “potential chicken”, an actual baby chicken, according to the court.

Fromdoddle P. Slurchbobble? That’s magnificent. :-D

A memory I’d like to share. Years ago, when I was in my 20s, I went to Montana with my engineer father, and i noticed gangs of children with vests picking up trash along the road. A tanned buxom California girl, I couldn’t get a decent salad anywhere! And I asked our innkeeper about the kids in the road. He said (and I paraphrase from my recollection), “Well, we tend to have large families here, and sometimes they just don’t come out right, so we give ’em little jobs to do.” Oh, do tell.

I wonder if diet might be part of the problem. Their idea of salad was cottage cheese with canned fruit to go with that slab of meat. Anyway, those country boys were all over me, an exotic granola girl from California. Same thing when I was visiting at Cambridge. Starved boys (and professors) are scary!

When you kill a potential human they call it murder. When you kill a potential chicken they call it an omelette.

“Saint Huevo” — riot.

All grocery store eggs are unfertilized and can’t produce a chick. This might not be the case for eggs you get from a neighbor if they’re keeping a rooster.

Ummm no.

There is not one person who believes that. Unfertilized eggs in the store have no such potential. Fertilized human eggs on the other hand…

Eggs in the US supermarkets are almost never fertilized. They’re not zygotes they’re gametes.

Jesus – Jesus – Jesus – religious hypocrites at work

What an idiot.