Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2024

Getting a little squirrelly

The king won’t mind sharing his bed with a squirrel.

How does the fink get up there? Is there a ramp attached at the end of the bed like some little dogs have for getting up on the sofa?

Methinks the Fink’s rest will soon be disturbed.

Both frantically trying to hide his nuts…….

The Fink isn’t going to wake up all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed!

Hangman handy?

I never knew you could say “chit” in a family comic strip.

Should have chosen the throne room and installed him as King Squirrel the First!

Perfect!

before lock down i drove about 12 miles to my office, almost all of it on back roads. One morning a mouse climbed up on the outside of the windshield. He’d probably sheltered in the warm engine area the night before,

The wind ruffled his fur. He looked into the window and the look on his face seemed to plainly say “I don’t know what’s going on but could you please stop it.”

I assume when I got to work he got down and escaped into the ‘wilderness’ of valley forge. but i wondered ever after if he missed his old home and if there was a mate. he certainly wasn’t going to find his way home again.

That Wiz is a character!

He guess he prefers the squirrel in bed before cows on the throne from yesterdays strip.

Sounds like a load of chit to me!

Could be worse all the way around. It could be a skunk.

Oh, Wiz, you didn’t!

That’s being cruel to the squirrel!

Sometimes I use a live trap to catch a squirrel in my yard. They destroy my pecan crop. I release them in my 32 acre tract of land some 25 miles away.

To reduce the cost of the birdseed I use, I tried to reduce the number of squirrels in my yard by using those traps and relocating them a few miles away. After relocating over 50 of the critters, I realized I was just feeding them better stuff than the birdseed with the bait I was putting in the traps. I just gave up and got better bird feeders that are squirrel proof (almost).

That squirrel is so cute he should travel over to Furbabies, TEN CATS or Pooch Cafe.

The rat gets a squirrel. Rodents unite!

Run King!! Run King!!

You know those things eat nuts!!

This seems as bad as sending tribbles to the Klingons. What do you suppose they did with the cute li critters?

I knew that The Wizard had a mischievous nature but I never thought he would prank The Fink. How about that!

Two nuts in bed together