Mike Luckovich for February 14, 2024

Yep. The country is throwing an IQ test this November. I hope we ace it.

We better ace it.

Oh, but the monster is such a brilliant businessman and casino owner. Wouldn’t you rather have him run the country?

Traitor Trump’s career criminal father, Fred, was far more intelligent than Donald, which means he was almost able to tie his own shoes. Of course, Fred was neither a rapist nor a traitor, unlike Donald…..

America, what is wrong with you?

Forget my – same for many of you – intense dislike of the man, forget my/your opinion of his conduct in Office and campaign trail. Just some established facts:

- Liable for sexual assault

- Guilty of defaming the woman he assaulted

- Cheated on his pregnant wife with a porn star, and paid her hush money

- Multiple business bankruptcies

- Paid, by his own admission in a debate, US$750 in Fed tax and claimed it was ‘smart’ to do so

- Guilty of massive tax avoidance, for which his CFO went to prison

- Guilty of fraud, only the punishment is awaited

What normal candidate could survive even the whiff of ANY of those? Who in their right mind would want a President with that record?

robertthomasson, Who? His devoted followers. They must drink his Kool Aid. (If you don’t know about that, read about Jim Jones.)

Birther Boy is in worse shape despite being younger. I’m 58, and despite my poor prognosis, I’ll outlive him. I may even get more exercise.

It helps when the media (“mainstream” and fox) LOVE to make false equivalency comparisons, ignore accomplishments from the Dem while making light of the many many criminal acts from the right, and give virtual free reign to both the monster and his supporters to spew their lies and hatred unchecked and unrefuted.

BIT OF A WHATABOUTISM ALERT, also trumpster fire is about as poor an alternative as one can imagine, which is what makes this matter so lousy.

Super

Brilliant cartoon.

“The difference between humans and animals? Animals would never let the dumbest ones to lead the pack.”

Nikki Haley’s husband.

I am so Happy Taylor Swift told trump what most of the world believes him tobe!

Can a monster be a complete lunatic too?

Why would Biden’s team pass on having Biden give a softball interview before the Superbowl (over 100 million people watching). Here’s why. Scott Pelley: How would you say your mental focus is?President Joe Biden: Oh, it’s focused. I’d say it’s— I think it’s— I— I haven’t— look, I have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself, my own head, the number of years. I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly. I mean, it’s just not— I haven’t— observed anything in terms of— there’s not things I don’t do now that I did before, whether it’s physical, or mental, or anything else.

New verses are great, folx, keep ’em coming:

 Who Is He?

A lecher, a liar, an election denier.

A taker, a faker, a financial book-baker.

A berater, a traitor, a would-be dictator.

Lackluster, all bluster, a GI distruster.

Democrats evil, Nazis “very fine people”.

Joe Biden’s suspicious, but Putin’s propitious.

Got to give trump credit though, for a man as fit as he looks.. He does manage to keep court appearances, attend political rallies, media scrums, makeup sessions, media postings in the middle of the night. A pretty active schedule for an old guy.

The Trump Putin party would turn the USA into anti gay murderous slave state Russia with Trump as dictator.

I’d rather have him in a cell. Forever.

A stubborn brain dead zombie on his way out, or an outspoken aggressive business minded monster. Hmmm, Decisions, decisions…….

My litmus-test issues are the rights enumerated in the First and Second Amendments. I wonder what “grades” F.I.R.E. and N.R.A. will assign to the two candidates.

Speaking of the Constitution, according to sworn testimony by an insider, at least a couple of the members of Traitor Trump’s own Cabinet floated the possibility of invoking the 25th Amendment after January 6th. (The famous anonymous op-ed from the adults in the room mentioned the possibility much earlier.)

The “other hand” is underhanded.

The monster needs a bra.

Bidenomics – Helping us or hurting us? Food prices are up 21 percent, rent is up 19.4 percent, and electricity is up 28.6 percent since Biden took office.

A Youkai?

If anyone reading this is planning on voting for trump on November 5, I challenge you to listen to all 23 minutes of trumps “victory” speech from the Iowa caucus (Jan 16). No shortcuts. No skimming the transcript. spend 23 minutes of your precious time on this planet actually listening to the full speech. If you can make the whole 23 minutes of rambling, incoherent word salad and STILL say “that’s my guy, he’s getting my vote! that’s who I want leading the country”…well, it’s your vote. but…BUT, if you get through the whole thing and wonder: >

Who is the real monster? The orange man who stands up and shouts back or the guy who let 6 to 10 million illegals in. Over 53,000 died from Fentanyl in 20, over 67,000 in 21, and over 73,000 in 22. Yet, Trump is the monster. No sorry!

⇧ another example of the clear-eyed thinking of a trumpster… ☺

H5N1 the avian virus that has decimated poultry farms, infected wild birds, and spread to all 7 continents and wiping out entire penguin colonies in Antartica has now been found to have mutated and is infecting mammals. While it is still uncertain just how great a threat this is do you really want Trump in charge during the next pandemic?

Great job Mike!