Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 12, 2024

True.

I don’t swim in contaminated water.

I don´t know how to swim, so I will just walk on it.

There’s a lot of water in quicksand.

Or at least keep afloat.

Now there’s an oddity…at least 4 feet between Aunty and her drink!!!

Empty. And I see Aunty’s not even wet. Pool just for show. Pool thang kin’t swim. Happy Mother’s day all.

The test first…..then the lesson!!!!!

Duun dun… Duuuun duun… Duuun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun duun duun…

It may be helpful to know how to take a dive.

Indeed.

That can be applicable across a variety of contexts, Aunty. Well played.

Why would anyone want to test an acid bath???

You appear to be dry yourself. And by dry I mean unwet.

The water is fine but watch out for the piranhas.

Luckily, I practically grew up in a swimming pool.

My father worked there.

There seems to be a log floating in her pool. The first time I ever saw a log with teeth.

Methinks I hear a little John Williams music in the background.