Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 02, 2024

And Einstein opened a bagel shop.

History according to Satchel!

Note to self: Remember to use Bucky’s comment in the last panel.

Beethoven learned how to roll over!!

Archimedes started the Bathfitter Business.

And Picasso became a plastic surgeon.

Marie Curie became a manicurist.

But does Beethoven bark in tune?

It’s true! Isaac Newton, after writing Principia Mathematica which is basis for classical physics, Newton moved on to the dubious field of alchemy and poisoned himself with heavy metals in the process.

Napoleon got into baking, Wellington into footwear, Caesar into salads, Lincoln into cars, Newton into fig bars…….

I am LOLing!

What’s old and brown and sits on a piano stool? Beethoven’s last movement.

I think Bucky understands that Satchel is his best fiend. At least I hope he does. He rarely shows it of course. Heck, Satchel tolerates Bucky better than Rob does.

That last line is hilarious! Perfection!

He forgot to mention Da Vinci’s stint as a Ninja Turtle.

Nikola Tesla started selling cars until Elon bought him out.

Newton did change careers from physicist to running the Royal Mint—including helping run down counterfeiters.