Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for March 17, 2024

So how did those paintings fit through the trash can?

I’d make light of the situation, but I’m in the dark.

If you have an old Holy Roller from the 50’s you’d like to sell….

Tsk, tsk.

“For free” should set off warning bells.

Every now and then, Horace has to go to the dark side…

… it’s in the name.

What does the middle “H.” stand for in Horace H. Horse?

Dark side of elevator?

C1- Apparently, Horace held the button down too long…!

C2 – do you mean like an elevator button…?

C3 – Spot on…!

C4—Well, we’ve heard of prices going through the roof… but is this a down market…?

Use your Imagicnation

Pretty much how it goes in real life.

Everyone thinks their possessions are worth more than they are….Horace is capitalizing on his assessments….bottom prices…

Horace is a side show ;+)

seems like a reputable business.

I think it is one of those elevators where you have to push the buttons in a sequence. The way he did it is out of order. :)

Happy Saint Horace’s Day everyone. Everyone slam down a dark beer.

This could explain all the junk in my basement…

Cellar beware!

You’re on to something here, Horace!

Heard of senator who kept an eleven foot pole in his office as a reminder that he would be willing to negotiate bills that nobody would touch with a ten foot pole.

One time I was 11 feet tall.