Rob Rogers for February 06, 2024

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    Flashaaway  3 months ago

    Moses declared himself to be god when he came back with the 10 commandments. Nobody thought to ask him what does this god look like and were just as gullible as Trump’s followers are today. Anyone claiming god speaks to them is a liar, it’s them positioning themselves as god and yet the gullible swallow their garbage.

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    Where in the Bible does it say to welcome the stranger?

    Within the New Testament, which Christians read in continuity with the Hebrew Bible or “The Old Testament,” the most often cited passage dealing with welcoming the stranger is from Matthew 25: 31-40. “I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”

    Republicans say eat barbed wire.
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    knutdl  3 months ago

    Moses divided the Red Sea (OMG).

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    erik.vanthienen  3 months ago

    But then the real Moses didn’t worship the Golden Calf. He killed anyone who did.

    But we can still hope that the false prophet will die before he enters his nightmarish promised land of hate and theocracy.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member 3 months ago

    Thus proving he’s not a true Christian.

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    GOGOPOWERANGERS  3 months ago

    He more judas than moses

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Orange Jesus? Aren’t they the juice bar you find in America’s Malls? You know, the ones that sell the foamy orange smoothie!

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    admiree2  3 months ago

    DO NOT WORSHIP FALSE GODS

    THE one true God is in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

    Let us Pray!

    Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread…and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen.

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    VegaAlopex  3 months ago

    All hail the American Caligula…not!

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    MC4802 Premium Member 3 months ago

    In the Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 7:15–20), Jesus warns his followers of false prophets: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thorns, or figs from thistles?

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    A# 466  3 months ago

    Cue up the Golden Calf.

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    Direwolf  3 months ago

    He’s more like the guy that convinced the Jews to make and worship the golden calf.

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    The Nodding Head  3 months ago

    One Commandment, within the MAGA counting capability.

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    rossevrymn  3 months ago

    74,000,000, you created the orange idiot. You created Plasticman, the House Speaker. How many more useless things do you plan to create?:

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Truly how nauseating the U.S. political scene has become.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 3 months ago

    Of course, the revelation of the 10 Commandments was MILLENNIA before the birth of Christ…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    And.. a good number of Americans compare him to an idiot.

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    Geezer  3 months ago

    Thou shalt not covet.

    Thou shalt not steal.

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    The Lone Panda Kemo Sabe  3 months ago

    ♫ I don’t care if it rains or freezes ♫ Long as I got my Orange Jesus ♫ Glued to the dashboard of ma car♫

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    ShadowMaster  3 months ago

    Exod.32: 7 And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves:

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    House GOP’s ‘true goal is failure and chaos’: former Bush speechwriter

    David Frum, a former speechwriter for President George W. Bush and a longtime advocate for stricter immigration measures, argues in The Atlantic on Tuesday that House Republicans have shown they actually don’t care about border security.

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    Radish the wordsmith  3 months ago

    ‘Inexcusable betrayal’: Liz Cheney buries her party for following ’Trump’s orders’

    Former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) this week brought the hammer down on her party for blowing up a bipartisan compromise on immigration that would have also provided aide to help Ukraine defend itself from Russian military aggression.

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    LeeGP  3 months ago

    A “Moses” who promotes worship of the Golden Calf?

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Johnson is the most toady tRumpster.

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    piper_gilbert  3 months ago

    The MAGA’s freely break the 1st Commandment to worship their false god.

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    I Play One On TV  3 months ago

    If your commitment to the Bible (or anything else) outweighs your commitment to the Constitution, you are violating your oath of office and should resign effective immediately.

    That’s what an honorable person would do.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, he’s in the process of leading republicans INTO the “wilderness” so referencing himself as “Moses” WOULD be appropriate…

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’s an insurrectionist and subject to the 14th amendment.

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    Vaporman  3 months ago

    Great panel! That same crowd also built a golden idol of him…

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Moses would have known the vote before he brought it to the floor. What a typical tRumpster.

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    tee929  3 months ago

    Shorty Johnson—-idolizing the Fatted Calf.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    The bipartisan compromise deal on aid to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan plus biggest overhaul of immigration policy in the 21st Century was shot down in US Senate, 49-50. Yeah, we knew that a lot of Republicans would oppose it because their orange demigod told them to, but they’re not a majority in the Senate. My “WTF” reaction was to these “no” votes from Democrats Bob Menendez, Alex Padilla, Elizabeth Warren, and Ed Markey and Independent Bernie Sanders. I mean, really, WTF!!!!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Let me mention one much-to-be-dreaded way in which #2 Heartbeat might be able to compare himself to George Washington: If, at any time in the next 10 months, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris appear in public next to each other within range of a crazed MAGAt with a high-powered rifle and a sniperscope. Please, please, please, Secret Service, don’t let them ever get within 5 miles of each other for the remainder of their term of office.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    I see that Marianne Williamson, the 21st Century version of the Fox Sisters and their own woo-woo scam, has discovered that she herself lacks the talent that Disaster Pumpkin has in stupendous, scurrilous, super-charged spades, namely the ability to con gullible fools into sucking up to him and continuing to send him money no matter how deranged and out of touch with reality he sounds.

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