Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 10, 2024

Time change twice a year is ridiculous and each year it seems as though the time between fall and spring changes get less and less.

I don’t have time for this nonsense…………

Don’t (everyone else) panic about this!

Frank and Ernie are both alarmists.

Keeping daylight saving time was tried here in Utah once. It ended because kids were walking to school in the dark. It would only work if the schools started later.

If I could turn back time…..

Tyrone Davis sang, “If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time.”

The mother of the Seven Dwarfs sold sheaves of herbs in the village square, and the buyer would shout for all to hear, “Thyme untied weighed for Gnome Anne!” [from the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest]

“Time Wounds All Heels.” —Goodman and Jane Ace

Cher- If I Could Turn Back Time

VERY GOOD. . . .

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”

We met our first problem with DST. We have had to change a strict med schedule which will cause problems.

Well, Frankie, that’s the wrist you take…!

Why don’t we just go a 1/2 hour and be done with it!?!

These guys have hour hands (but oddly, no minute hands!), and hands on the ends of their arms. I guess they’ve got too much time on their hands.

He was in the miDST of a nap.

“If you knew Time as well as I do,” said the Hatter, “you wouldn’t talk about wasting IT. It’s HIM.” Note: original in italics not caps.

I favor the elimination of Daylight Savings Time and going to a system of year round Standard Time combined with those individuals and businesses that benefit from DST adjusting their SCHEDULES instead of the rest of us changing our clocks.

Time wounds all heels

Today was healing Sunday at my church. No mention of the time change.