So far Hammie hasn’t had enough life experience to have learned that no matter how many people speak, or what they say, they darned well can be denied.
If dessert is served first it will potentially be a real letdown, going from the sweetest food to what I assume Hammie generally thinks tastes worse. Even when I was his age, I always worked my way around my plate in ascending order of how much I enjoyed any given component of the meal.
Sorry, Hammie, two “signatures” do not constitute a true petition, which is not legally binding anyway, particularly since both of the signers are still minors.
Over in today’s Calvin & Hobbes, we find that Calvin, like Hammie, is laboring under the delusion that there’s some kind of democratic process at work in the administration of the family.
allen@home 4 months ago
Sorry Hammie you’re not even close.
9thCapricorn 4 months ago
Well, Hammie, tough luck. Parent’s law supersedes a petition.
charliefarmrhere 4 months ago
Okay. We are now serving veggies for dessert.
cmxx 4 months ago
So far Hammie hasn’t had enough life experience to have learned that no matter how many people speak, or what they say, they darned well can be denied.
rasputin's horoscope 4 months ago
Wren looks proud of her political activism.
Macushlalondra 4 months ago
Sorry Hammie but she’s still the parent and the parent has the say so. Your petition is denied.
iggyman 4 months ago
Now we know what the petition was about!
iggyman 4 months ago
Dad would not buy it, so let’s try Mom?!
calvin123 4 months ago
Did anyone notice wren’s pigtail in panel 2 ?
rmercer Premium Member 4 months ago
“Jelly Talks”
MS72 4 months ago
The road to the Supreme Court is long.
ctolson 4 months ago
Jelly smudge signature for Wren; love it. As good as an X.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago
Couldn’t even get Zoe on board? I would have thought that would be an eazy sell.
ladykat 4 months ago
Hammie, you didn’t get Dad’s and Zoe’s signatures.
CrimsonOne18 4 months ago
Nice try!
ChessPirate 4 months ago
“We have found ‘Errors’ in these signatures. You may not run against the Dictat… er, President. And BTW, your Cell is ready…” ☺
John Jorgensen 4 months ago
If dessert is served first it will potentially be a real letdown, going from the sweetest food to what I assume Hammie generally thinks tastes worse. Even when I was his age, I always worked my way around my plate in ascending order of how much I enjoyed any given component of the meal.
Silence Dogood Premium Member 4 months ago
Cert denied…
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 4 months ago
Strawberry jelly is not legally binding.Only grape.
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Ah yes, Hammie is definitely going to grow up to be a used car salesman or a politician. My money is on politician at this point.
Just-me 4 months ago
That would have been a sure way NOT to have any dessert and a paddling to boot.
Sherlock5 4 months ago
Sorry, Hammie, two “signatures” do not constitute a true petition, which is not legally binding anyway, particularly since both of the signers are still minors.
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose 4 months ago
Wren notarized it.
rshive 4 months ago
Asparagus for desert coming up.
hagarthehorrible 4 months ago
The democratic language is kinda sweet.
The Quiet One 4 months ago
Nice try Hammie.
DKHenderson 4 months ago
Wanda should reference “Rose is Rose” September 28th 1994, for an excellent reason why you can’t have dessert first!
T... 4 months ago
To calvin123: Yes, but it turned white from the stress in that panel…
Amelie 4 months ago
yeees pigtIL PROBLEMS
pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago
Hammie seems under the impression that his family is a Democracy …
paullp Premium Member 4 months ago
Over in today’s Calvin & Hobbes, we find that Calvin, like Hammie, is laboring under the delusion that there’s some kind of democratic process at work in the administration of the family.
wordsmeet 3 months ago
Silly Hammie! A family is not a democracy. Never was, never will.