Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 03, 2024

Honey better leave that waiter a nice tip.

Duke takes ‘giving the cold shoulder’ to the next level.

Poor, deluded Honey…

Oh, my man, I love him so

He’ll never know

All my life is just despair

But I don’t care

When he takes me in his arms

The world is bright

All right

What’s the difference if I say

I’ll go away

When I know I’ll come back

On my knees someday

For whatever my man is

I’m his forevermore

I know, he’s just a cartoon character, but, Duke would have been right at home in the trump White House.

You’d sooner freeze to death?

She needs to have kids of her own to get over this infatuation with Duke

Duke enjoys missing her, when he can get her to go away.

I still recall Uncle Duke in front of an Iranian firing squad. Shortly there after the US Embassy in Iran was seized & every person inside was held hostage. After Reagan was inaugurated all the Hostages were released. Trudeau piggybacked Duke’s “release” at the same time.

She’s a little off but good enough.

Not just wrong, Honey. In your case it’s downright nauseating.

They are each the other’s victim.

Try a dog or a cat, Honey