Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 11, 2024

Picketing pixies picked a peck of pickled peppers!

“Marigold is very cold”? It’s wintertime. EVERYBODY is cold.

I can picture picketing Pixies, I wonder who their union is?!

Pretty pixies picketing prancing ponies perpetually (now say that five times aloud really fast!)

As angry mobs go, it could be a lot worse. With pixies the worst that can happen is you end up pixielated. (hic)

“It would be a shame if a certain pixie accidentally impaled itself on my sharp, pointy horn. Just saying…”

If this storyline ends with Marigold doing a standup comedy special called “CANCELLED” or something, I’m out.

Oh boy, are ALL their picket signs going to rhyme?

Did Dr. Seuss write todays strip?

Sidhesh!

Have you ever tried to pickpocket pixies? It’s difficult. Their pockets are very small.

Give the pixies some whiskey and you’ll have pickled. and pixelated picketing pixies!

Petite perturbed picketing pixies placard pallid pony.

Without Kim on bass, they aren’t REAL Pixies.

Pixilated pixies protest

Marigold is old might hurt more.