Adult Children by Stephen Beals for December 29, 2023

Diamel is a food supplement. That should be in another department.

Move the counter up front where it can be seen.

Love is never having to say “I’m sorry I didn’t go into to debt, buying you jewelry.”.

Diamonds are such a racket Did you know the Sterling Jewelers own Kay Jewelers, Zales and Jared?

Works on so many levels! Very funny, true and quick.

Having worked at a department store my college years, I can definitely relate to this. Some departments were just completely dead—not for years like here—but certainly for long stretches in the evening.

By the way, I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating: I love the signs in Adult Children.

One time there were four people.

Dust bunnies like jewelry too.

I’m getting a kick out of the big chains now touting lab grown stones. Still a massive markup over what a certain magazine advertiser sells them for. Staue… something.

he’s not hiding there – he lost his way as usual like in the caves ….