Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 12, 2023

They should have gone to Disney World…they needed a fill-in for Goofy.

This Mickey Mouse thread has Minnie quality so far. Meanwhile, back on the wrestling mat …

The guards at Disney World are a lot tougher than BHHHL at juvie

P4 “And you don’t mess with the mouse, bro. Just go on down to South Park and you’ll see.”

P2.5 “We gave each other those squiggly S tats and worked on our loofah technique for hours and hours everyday.”

12 out of 12 commenters agree that today’s episode of GT is the Magic Kingdom of snark.

Leo, sit on the other side of the booth. There’s no room on our side.

Huey, Louie and Dewey here are about to rob The Bucket.

P1 Is that Dotty Dubbs arriving at the Bucket to freshen the place up and make it smell pretty?

P3 Rod: “Have you ever been in a turkish prison?”

Last year, Leo Atzootite was a student with meager means. Ever since he received those new PF Flyers, he doesn’t seem destitute. The kid is living it up hanging with these dunderheads, err teammates, sucking down Milford malteds in a corner booth at The Bucket. Meanwhile, Bobby Ottewill and Dinny Perez man the grill and fryer.

P 4: “…and now that we’re out, we’re gonna teach that squealer moon a lesson that snitches get stitches…”

ToBe does an excellent Jerry Mahoney impression as Hot Rod throws his voice and works ToBe’s mouth. Just where is Rod’s right hand?

P 3.5 (Rod): “…oh yeah?…are you sure?…you guys sure seem cozy with each other…”

Well, this was nothing more than a filler panel which served no purpose whatsoever.

P3: Dunno ’bout that. That prison facility made AT&T stadium look like a single A practice facility.

in panal two rod trys his pickpocket skill he learned in juvie

did a lot of reading you know reading those luann comments can take hours

jami thorp taking a bath would have been better then this useless strip today

We didn’t, however, use the time to reflect on our life choices and the reasons we were locked up.

Which one of you dropped the soap.

How did Tobe do “a lot of reading” with his face pushed into a mattress or floor?

In all reality Bro we made a lot of good friends and a lot of good friends made us. Get what I mean Bro ?

Surprised nobody mentioned the stellar job I did on those tabletops. And speaking of jobs, I did a fine job on today’s Mopped Up Thorp, if I do say so myself.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/12/blonde-confusion/

We should have realized that Leo was talking to us in P3.

You can’t fool me, Jami, that wasn’t you. That was Mary Tyler Moore who got her toe stuck in the bathtub faucet in an old episode of the Dick Van D. Show.

When did Rod turn into a middle-aged Juan Epstein?