Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 08, 2023

Should have insisted they bring “McIntosh” {audio equipment &/or computers}.

Man, that’s a lot of pumpkin spice Java.

At least she managed to teach them something.

I assume she’s the one who fills the flask with the special flavoring.

In all my years as a student, then as a parent of students, did I ever see anyone actually give the teacher an apple.

Make mine a cocoa mocha.

Buncha A students now though.

So a bunch of luke warm coffees isn’t any better.

Once I gave a teacher a raspberry.

An apple a dayyy….

…better than fake vomit.

Well now doctor come closer to ya.

Hot for teacher.

Yeah, she prefers androids.

With all that bean juice, she’ll be jitterbugging down the hallway in no time.

My mom was a teacher for many years. I never heard her mention getting an apple from any of her students. Or coffee, either, for that matter.