Rob Rogers for November 17, 2023

Of course, there is a hole in the box going directly to a shredder.

Hey Thomas, are you bought? I would love to ask him that face to face.

A suggestion box? Great! Everything is alright then.

At least the people know that not everybody is happy with corruption. signals are important, e even if they can’t change things right away.

Ooh, Clarence wishes.

Republican heroes.

Suggestions with the fattest cash envelop will win …

The box should be labeled “all tips divided.”

I assume Scalito is to Uncle Thomas’s right and Keganaugh to his left. Doesn’t anyone know the Supreme Court Justices sit on the Court by seniority?

This lifetime appointments are the most stupid thing the founding fathers came up with. It should have been, every four years a 1/3 of the court gets replaced. A justice can be on the court only one term. If one replaces a position, they complete that term and can’t be nominate for another term.

And the suggestion box has a shoot out front that empties into an office trash can, not a back alley one. (Hey, this is scrotus, they have some class.)

If you try to put a suggestion in that box, a bear trap with sharp jagged teeth will immediately clamp down on your hand.

“No more apples in the vending machine, please.”

Gifts, freebies, scams, and dodges happily accepted.

For 100 dollar bills, nonconsecutively numbered. Gold coins would also be acceptable as would titles to homes, boats, etc.

Here’s a few suggestions…term limits, enforceable ethics rules and better vetting to begin with.

Question: Will Harlan Crow be able to bequeath Clarence Thomas to one of his heirs after he passes?

Shut me up? It makes me want to shove him through that slot!

Your resignation, and a couple of others, would quiet things a bit. Your incarceration would quiet a few more. Your wife’s conviction and jailing would shut the rest.

Rewards for favours has long been suspected, nice the public has seen the tip of the iceberg. Doubtful if anything will change though, gifts for favours are as old as civilization. Expectations of “free stuff” come with the job, doughnuts for our police.. swanky holidays for our judges.

Everybody knows better…………….

Another in a series of government representatives asking the same question: “How stupid do we think you are?”

Judging from voting results, the answer is “more stupid than you give us credit for” way too often.

Be sure to tip your Justices and Law Clerks; they’ll be here all session.

Thou shalt not something or the other?

The box is too small.

“And we’re pretty sure there must be some good suggestions in there, but unfortunately we’ve lost the key.”

Not likely

SCOTUS parachute?

You will note the look on Brett Kavanaugh’s face – he’s wondering WHY Clarence got HIS request installed before they got around to the “beer spigot” installed in front of his position – just shows you, Brett, that sometimes age and seniority has its advantages…