I get next Thursday off. Normally I would be up at dawn to smoke the turkey.
It is worth the effort but there are some problems:
One is the amount of time it takes to cook it which is imprecise but at least twice the time it takes in an oven.
The other is that the chef winds up smelling of smoke and has to take a shower before sitting down to eat.
The main problem is that someone intercepts a pass in the end zone and runs it all the way back for a touchdown while you’re adding more wood to the fire.
STEPUP 6 months ago
Just close your eyes, and relax!!!
Imagine 6 months ago
Wait until you see the giant platter of bread he put out for your to eat.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
Next, Farmer Bob is going to butter you up.
Znox11 6 months ago
If you like that, wait until you see the sauna.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago
You’re doing it all wrong. Take your feathers off and get naked before you climb in to soak in the tub.
dflak 6 months ago
I get next Thursday off. Normally I would be up at dawn to smoke the turkey.
It is worth the effort but there are some problems:
One is the amount of time it takes to cook it which is imprecise but at least twice the time it takes in an oven.
The other is that the chef winds up smelling of smoke and has to take a shower before sitting down to eat.
The main problem is that someone intercepts a pass in the end zone and runs it all the way back for a touchdown while you’re adding more wood to the fire.
Zebrastripes 6 months ago
I think Bob forgot one thing….defeather before brining!
ladykat 6 months ago
You will be invited to a roast.
Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago
Old MacDonald had a Spa day, EIEIO
Lablubber 6 months ago
A really tender moment.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
Every Thanksgiving, turkeys are victims of a salt and buttery.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Beware of farmers bearing gifts.
CoffeeBob Premium Member 6 months ago
Check out the electric necktie to wear! It’s stunning!!